WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

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               THE MONSTER became a Sad DERELICT,
               People avoided, Him, as, if, a HERETIC;
               By far, the Worse PART,
               Broke His Poor HEART;
               As, if, by His Creator, He'd been TRICKED.

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           THE GHOST ran, right, through, The GHOUL,
           Screaming: "Get, outta, My way, You, FOOL!"
           The GHOUL felt a SPASM,
           SLIMED, by ECTOPLASM;
           Which Folks, oft, mistake, for GHOUL DROOL!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               As the SUN, arose, amid, WINTER, DIM,
               LETHARGIC VAMPIRES flew, to the GYM;
               "We like This Option, BETTER,
               Because Their Blood is, WETTER;
               So, Much, it's, like, We go, for a SWIM!"

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               THE OPERA PHANTOM remained, Sadly, PERPLEXED,
               For, He sought Christine's Love, under False PRETEXT;
               "What, have I WROUGHT,
               Falsely, someone, I'm, NOT,
               The Distance, between Truth and Lie, has, Me, VEXED!"

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               This SEASON, of WINTER, is, ROUGH,
               SURVIVAL, Belongs, to THE TOUGH;
               If you're UNDEAD,
               Still, use Your HEAD;
               Don't wander This Freeze, in the BUFF!
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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               THE MONSTERS, all, sought, DESTRUCTION,
               Their Fame has, suffered, GREAT REDUCTION;
               What, once, was 'The NORM',
               Is, now, Out-Dated FORM;
               Explains, Why, They've stopped PRODUCTION.

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               GHOSTS, which, now, Haunt old ALCATRAZ,
               Intent, on re-inventing, "RAZZ-A-MATTAZZ";
               Rehearse, during the NIGHT,
               On, Strictly, Class-A FRIGHTS;
               Attempting, to Recapture, Their old PIZZAZZ!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               DER JANUS-KOPF looks, to The FUTURE,
               AND, The Past; Can't 'POP' The SUTURE;
               Please, pardon the PUN,
               2 Heads, better, than 1;
               Less, chance, Tripping, over FURNITURE!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               The WITCH began uttering Her SPELL,
               When She detected a Horrible SMELL;
               "Methinks this Foul ODOR,
               Is the Start, of a MOTOR;
               My Victim's, driving, away, PELL-MELL!"

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               I realize, this, may sound, somewhat, TRITE,
               How, The VAMPIRE'S Skin is Pale and WHITE;
               At Night, Their APPEAL,
               Makes the Fright, REAL;
               When, at, Last, They 'Hone, In', for The BITE!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           A GIANT OCTOPUS Escaped, from Its CAGE,
           Slithering, about, and, Expressing Its RAGE;
           With Eight Arms, to DANGLE,
           & Great Strength, to MANGLE;
           Predicting Its Damage, was, Hard, to GAGE!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           NEW YEAR'S Gateway Appears, to be, CLOSING,
           11 Months, more, to go, Correctly, SUPPOSING;
           You'll find, me, CONFESSING,
           We, all, need, more, BLESSING;
           "GOD Bless, Us, Everyone!" {in Great DOSING!}

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 297,372 times)

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               The WEREWOLVES were, on the PROWL,
               'Neath a Full Moon, emitted a GROWL;
               T'was Their Ardent DESIRE,
               To DESTROY a VAMPIRE;
               Then, realized, Their Prey, was, an OWL!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               The VAMPIRE was, Hungry, for BLOOD,
               He clawed His way, out, of the MUD;
               The night air was CHILL,
               He picked, up, the BILL;
               BILL wrote his Last Will, felt, like CRUD!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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            Cannot, You, feel, as, Slowly, IT, CREEPS?!
            Unseen, as IT moves, through the DEEP?
            You run, to CATCH, UP,
            IT Flows, like, KETCH-UP;
            Anticipation, of Time - Alarm goes: "BEEP!"

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.