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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5460 on: January 12, 2018, 07:20:59 PM »
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  ededed ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ ededed ~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ededed

               THE MONSTER became a Sad DERELICT,
               People avoided, Him, as, if, a HERETIC;
               By far, the Worse PART,
               Broke His Poor HEART;
               As, if, by His Creator, He'd been TRICKED.

  ededed ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ ededed ~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ededed
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5461 on: January 13, 2018, 05:39:31 PM »
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   tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie Cool

           THE GHOST ran, right, through, The GHOUL,
           Screaming: "Get, outta, My way, You, FOOL!"
           The GHOUL felt a SPASM,
           SLIMED, by ECTOPLASM;
           Which Folks, oft, mistake, for GHOUL DROOL!

   tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie Cool
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5462 on: January 14, 2018, 06:28:33 AM »
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      :blank: ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ Zombie LOL

               As the SUN, arose, amid, WINTER, DIM,
               LETHARGIC VAMPIRES flew, to the GYM;
               "We like This Option, BETTER,
               Because Their Blood is, WETTER;
               So, Much, it's, like, We go, for a SWIM!"

      :blank: ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ Zombie LOL
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5463 on: January 15, 2018, 06:59:21 PM »
               WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 295,855 times)

          tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~~~ tynhrt

               THE OPERA PHANTOM remained, Sadly, PERPLEXED,
               For, He sought Christine's Love, under False PRETEXT;
               "What, have I WROUGHT,
               Falsely, someone, I'm, NOT,
               The Distance, between Truth and Lie, has, Me, VEXED!"

          tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5464 on: January 16, 2018, 06:51:18 PM »
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 thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~  Zombie Shocked

               This SEASON, of WINTER, is, ROUGH,
               SURVIVAL, Belongs, to THE TOUGH;
               If you're UNDEAD,
               Still, use Your HEAD;
               Don't wander This Freeze, in the BUFF!
 thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~  Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5465 on: January 17, 2018, 09:53:09 PM »
          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 296,222 times)

    thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ :'(

               THE MONSTERS, all, sought, DESTRUCTION,
               Their Fame has, suffered, GREAT REDUCTION;
               What, once, was 'The NORM',
               Is, now, Out-Dated FORM;
               Explains, Why, They've stopped PRODUCTION.

    thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ :'(
                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5466 on: January 18, 2018, 10:39:35 PM »
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        tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt

               GHOSTS, which, now, Haunt old ALCATRAZ,
               Intent, on re-inventing, "RAZZ-A-MATTAZZ";
               Rehearse, during the NIGHT,
               On, Strictly, Class-A FRIGHTS;
               Attempting, to Recapture, Their old PIZZAZZ!

        tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5467 on: January 19, 2018, 06:25:30 PM »
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     :) ~~~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ :angel:

               DER JANUS-KOPF looks, to The FUTURE,
               AND, The Past; Can't 'POP' The SUTURE;
               Please, pardon the PUN,
               2 Heads, better, than 1;
               Less, chance, Tripping, over FURNITURE!

     :) ~~~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ :angel:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5468 on: January 20, 2018, 09:05:42 PM »
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   hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ Zombie LOL

               The WITCH began uttering Her SPELL,
               When She detected a Horrible SMELL;
               "Methinks this Foul ODOR,
               Is the Start, of a MOTOR;
               My Victim's, driving, away, PELL-MELL!"

   hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ Zombie LOL
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5469 on: January 21, 2018, 09:01:22 PM »
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      thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

               I realize, this, may sound, somewhat, TRITE,
               How, The VAMPIRE'S Skin is Pale and WHITE;
               At Night, Their APPEAL,
               Makes the Fright, REAL;
               When, at, Last, They 'Hone, In', for The BITE!

      thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5470 on: January 22, 2018, 09:32:01 PM »
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  Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie Razz ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

           A GIANT OCTOPUS Escaped, from Its CAGE,
           Slithering, about, and, Expressing Its RAGE;
           With Eight Arms, to DANGLE,
           & Great Strength, to MANGLE;
           Predicting Its Damage, was, Hard, to GAGE!

  Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie Razz ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5471 on: January 24, 2018, 07:56:39 PM »
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     :angel: ~~~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~~~ :angel:

           NEW YEAR'S Gateway Appears, to be, CLOSING,
           11 Months, more, to go, Correctly, SUPPOSING;
           You'll find, me, CONFESSING,
           We, all, need, more, BLESSING;
           "GOD Bless, Us, Everyone!" {in Great DOSING!}

     :angel: ~~~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~~~ :angel:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5472 on: January 25, 2018, 09:13:07 PM »
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         :blank: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ >:( ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-[

               The WEREWOLVES were, on the PROWL,
               'Neath a Full Moon, emitted a GROWL;
               T'was Their Ardent DESIRE,
               To DESTROY a VAMPIRE;
               Then, realized, Their Prey, was, an OWL!

         :blank: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ >:( ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-[
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5473 on: January 26, 2018, 07:32:27 PM »
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      thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :'( ~~~~~  Zombie Shocked

               The VAMPIRE was, Hungry, for BLOOD,
               He clawed His way, out, of the MUD;
               The night air was CHILL,
               He picked, up, the BILL;
               BILL wrote his Last Will, felt, like CRUD!

      thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :'( ~~~~~  Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5474 on: January 28, 2018, 09:05:16 PM »
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  :o ~~~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ :angel:

            Cannot, You, feel, as, Slowly, IT, CREEPS?!
            Unseen, as IT moves, through the DEEP?
            You run, to CATCH, UP,
            IT Flows, like, KETCH-UP;
            Anticipation, of Time - Alarm goes: "BEEP!"
 
  :o ~~~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ :angel:
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