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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5400 on: November 13, 2017, 08:48:54 AM »
There once was a wise wizard named Gary.
Who was looking for a witch to marry.
She should have spells.
That rang his bells.
And always be happy and merry.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5401 on: November 13, 2017, 08:18:23 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 280,888 times)

      thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               The NIGHT AIR Bears, an Oppressive CHILL,
               Whilst VAMPIRES, Immune, drink Their FILL;
               It does, Take, a BOLD ONE,
               To go, out, for a COLD ONE;
               When YOU might, end, up, as UNDEAD KILL!

      thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5402 on: November 14, 2017, 09:41:07 AM »
PAINo the witch is outside having a fit.
She is often violent, we have to admit.
When we see her rage.
We want her in a cage.
But the Zombies want her tossed into a pit.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5403 on: November 14, 2017, 10:47:06 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 281,218 times)

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               COUNT DRACULA sought, out, His "DINNER",
               10-to-1 Odds, He will end, up, The WINNER;
               His BLOOD-LUST, to SLAKE,
               Put, the 'STAKE', in "MISTAKE";
               It's, now, obvious, He's, undeniably, THINNER!

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5404 on: November 15, 2017, 08:47:41 AM »
Zombie attacked Santa's new Sleigh.
But brave Rudolf kept him at bay.
Don't be so jerky.
We are not turkey.
You have confused the holiday.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5405 on: November 15, 2017, 09:22:21 PM »
     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 281,481 times)

  tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ Zombie Confused

               There's UNDEAD Denizens, of the DEEP,
               Who, from Their Watery Graves, CREEP;
               They return, to LAND,
               To give, You, a HAND;
               'Tho' ROTTEN, it's a Memento, to KEEP!

  tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ Zombie Confused
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5406 on: November 17, 2017, 07:07:35 PM »
          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 281,871 times)

          Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie LOL ~~~~~ Zombie In Luv ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               THE KING, Of THE ZOMBIES, has been, KILLED,
               LEGIONS, Of ZOMBIES, were, Very, THRILLED;
               "HOORAY! Just, let, Him, ROT,
               He deserved that HEAD-SHOT!"
               To Celebrate, His Remains, They, Ate - GRILLED!

          Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie LOL ~~~~~ Zombie In Luv ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5407 on: November 18, 2017, 09:47:53 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 282,112 times)

       ededed ~~~~ :-* ~~~ ededed ~~~ :'( ~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               THE MONSTER had Demanded a MATE,
               Forced, His Doctor, to Work, rather, LATE,
               We, all, know the STORY,
               An Exploding LABORATORY;
               Chalk, It, up, to the Usual Hollywood FATE!

       ededed ~~~~ :-* ~~~ ededed ~~~ :'( ~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5408 on: November 19, 2017, 04:30:29 PM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 282,328 times)

          tynhrt ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~ :o ~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ Zombie LOL

               IMHOTEP met, with KHARIS, to Play POKER,
               They were joined, by Author, BRAM STOKER;
               "Here, Deuces are WILD."
               Said Poet, Oscar WILDE;
               'Til, They were, all, destroyed, by THE JOKER!

          tynhrt ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~ :o ~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ Zombie LOL
                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5409 on: November 20, 2017, 06:51:02 PM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 282,555 times)

     thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie In Luv

               THE OLD MONSTERS were, LONELY, and, SAD,
               "Some Things, We do, can't, help, but, be BAD;
               On a Short-Ended TETHER,
               Our 'lives' are Bad WEATHER;
               One Bright Note: Monster-Kids make, Us, GLAD!"

     thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie In Luv
                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5410 on: November 21, 2017, 08:36:26 AM »
Wow Limericks loaded with Levity!
And it's hard to be funny with brevity.
But it's still going strong
And as Ann said to Kong
"Now that's what I call a long-gevity!"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5411 on: November 21, 2017, 07:46:38 PM »
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    ;D ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ :o

         Some HORROR HOSTS can be TRUSTED,
         Some have, left, Viewers, DISGUSTED;
         When Related, to PECS,
         Of The FAIRER SEX;
         When ELVIRA appeared, She was BUSTED!

     ;D ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ :o
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5412 on: November 22, 2017, 06:10:03 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 282,940 times)

 :angel: ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ :laugh: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ;)

           We Loved, our Brief Visit, from PACKY,
           He Founded, This Thread, BY CRACKY!
           As, He, is, ever, a HOOT,
           We shan't give him "The BOOT";
           But, We, cannot, Help, being, TACKY!

 :angel: ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ :laugh: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ;)
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5413 on: November 22, 2017, 08:55:47 AM »
We first saw Possum, one year today.
A little sweet cat, all white and gray.
She was close not far,
When killed by a car.
Now over the Rainbow Bridge does play.

R.I.P.  Sweet girl

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5414 on: November 22, 2017, 09:06:02 PM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 283,138 times)

     thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt

            THE VAMPIRES had heard, about THANKSGIVING,
            "It's, just, another, useless, Feast, for The LIVING;
            Little, do, They, KNOW,
            They Reap, what, They SOW;
            Unless We "turn them"; Them, We're OUT-LIVING!"

     thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt
                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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