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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5340 on: October 12, 2017, 06:56:46 AM »
There once was a cute vampire Girl Scout.
If you didn't buy her cookies, she'd  pout.
Under her sweet bangs,
Out would pop her fangs.
So, we asked for Tagalongs, she was out.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5341 on: October 12, 2017, 06:39:07 PM »
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  ededed ~~~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym

               THE MONSTER was, Caught, in the FIRE,
               CIRCUMSTANCES Appeared, to be, DIRE;
               "I won't give, up, the GHOST,
               As some MONSTER POT-ROAST!"
               The End Result, sadly, proved, Him, a LIAR!

  ededed ~~~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5342 on: October 13, 2017, 07:49:28 AM »
There once was a troll, his name was Gluck.
Who had a run of very bad luck.
There was no one to scare,
So his cupboard was bare.
Thus being a troll can really suck.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5343 on: October 14, 2017, 07:49:26 AM »
We met a vampire in Paris.
He told us that his name was Harris.
Without any bites,
He showed us the sights.
And warned us about Zombie Maris.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5344 on: October 14, 2017, 05:07:52 PM »
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       :( ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ ???

                It used, to be "STICKS and STONES",
                Today, it is "ZOMBIES and CLONES";
                Ye poor, little, WAIF,
                Thy Bones ain't SAFE;
                Avoid Radiation, from CELL-PHONES!

       :( ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ ???
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5345 on: October 15, 2017, 05:14:36 AM »
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     thrhrt ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt

               Blithely, I keep, going, about My WAY,
               In Pursuit, of a Happy Meal, of TYPE A;
               Yet, in Honor, of POE,
               I'd settle, for TYPE O;
               Save, that, it, always, turns My hair GREY!

     thrhrt ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5346 on: October 15, 2017, 10:18:04 AM »
There once was a wolfman named Perry.
Who asked us for a sweet red berry.
We gave him a dozen.
Cause he was our cousin.
He went away happy and merry.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5347 on: October 15, 2017, 10:42:36 AM »
I'm a Freak from old Rosebrook
Trying my hand at writing a book
But no matter how hard I think
All the prose terribly stink
Besides, nobody gives a good fook
I am being watched, by blind people.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5348 on: October 15, 2017, 07:30:19 PM »
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   tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ Zombie LOL

           Past MIDNIGHT, Sound, Asleep, in My BED,
           Get a Surprise VISIT, from The UNDEAD;
           "Could Ye fetch Me a SWEATER?
           Then, I'd feel, much, BETTER;
           &, I'm, Sorry, for, Things, that, I've SAID."

   tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ Zombie LOL
                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5349 on: October 16, 2017, 04:05:18 AM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 272,922 times)

     thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt

               A VAMPIRE, Whom, I know, from MILAN,
               Has been, Celebrated, for His Great ELAN;
               His Presence, MESMERIZING,
               His Gaze, so, HYPNOTIZING;
               & His Current FILM is the HIT, of CANNES!

     thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5350 on: October 16, 2017, 06:09:11 AM »
The Troll is here, we have our gun.
Thus, now we have him on the run.
But, it is so sad.
That he is quite mad.
A sick nut trying to spoil our fun.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5351 on: October 16, 2017, 06:56:35 PM »
          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 273,153 times)

      tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~~~ tynhrt

            On The GHOST PIRATE GALLEON, FIRST-MATE, LEE,
            Appeared, 'DRESSED, TO THE NINES': Tall and STATELY;
            "I Try, to COMPLY,
            As Centuries, SLIP, BY;
            Lest, Questioned: 'What have you done, for me, LATELY?'"

      tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~~~ tynhrt
                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5352 on: October 17, 2017, 05:48:18 AM »
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 thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

            The COLD NIGHT Transformed, into MORNING,
            As VAMPIRES watched the Frost, ABORNING;
            "Much, Sooner, than, LATER,
            We'll Sleep, in REFRIGERATOR;
            'Til Spring's Thaw has New Leaves ADORNING."

 thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5353 on: October 17, 2017, 06:34:07 AM »
We saw a witch, so ugly and gaunt.
Perhaps she's on a. Halloween jaunt.
She is so scary,
We can't find Mary.
And wish that she'd go away and haunt
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5354 on: October 17, 2017, 07:31:13 PM »
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  thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               I met Her, down, near the FIRE,
               Oblivious, to Her being a VAMPIRE;
               She began, to GLOAT,
               Over My SORE THROAT;
               So,  I put Her, to Bed, on the PYRE!

  thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.