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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5235 on: September 10, 2017, 06:54:53 AM »
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   tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt

            The GHOST Exuded, from Its GRAVE,
            She Resembles My First Wife, MAEVE;
            Looking, So, GAUNT,
            The Better, to HAUNT;
            At Least, No Blood, does She CRAVE!

   tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt
                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5236 on: September 10, 2017, 07:46:38 AM »
We all are going to be more than thrilled.
When all the zombies are dead and killed.
There is now a firm plan.
To keep them off our land.
And then all our prayers shall be fulfilled.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5237 on: September 10, 2017, 03:22:13 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 265,321 times)

         hmjfym ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ hmjfym

               THE MUMMY was, ANGRY, and, HURT,
               "THE OSCAR went, to ERNIE and BERT!"
               "I gave, it, My BEST,
               &, now, Loudly, PROTEST;
               They're PUPPETS! I'm Treated, like, DIRT!

          hmjfym ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ hmjfym
                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5238 on: September 11, 2017, 04:55:48 AM »
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    :o ~~~~~ Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ Zombie Confused  ~~~~~ Zombie LOL

           There, once, was a ZOMBIE, named, MATT,
           Who was, Bitten, by a Rare, ZOMBIE, BAT;
           It happened, one, NIGHT,
           Which started His BLIGHT;
           A Career Change, upon, which, He grew FAT!

    :o ~~~~~ Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ Zombie Confused  ~~~~~ Zombie LOL
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5239 on: September 11, 2017, 08:12:52 AM »
There once was an odd Wizard named Dave.
Who lived in a magic crystal cave.
We asked for some help,
He gave out an yelp.
And told us we were foolish, not brave.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5240 on: September 11, 2017, 06:33:28 PM »
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      thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt

           There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, MULLER,
           Whose FANGS, just, got, DULLER and DULLER;
           "I must put, up, a FIGHT,
           For each and every BITE!"
           "I Confess, I'm, horribly, Addicted, to CRULLERS!"

      thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt
                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5241 on: September 12, 2017, 06:05:47 AM »
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   Zombie Mad ~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~~ Zombie Cool  ~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ Zombie LOL

           There, once, was a NASTY, OLD, GHOUL,
           Who swore, He was "NOBODY'S FOOL"!
           Then, ZOMBIES INVADED,
           What is, Next, INTIMATED;
           Is, He's, Now, part, of Somebody's STOOL!

   Zombie Mad ~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~~ Zombie Cool  ~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ Zombie LOL
                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5242 on: September 12, 2017, 10:58:10 AM »
There once was a vampire named Dean.
Who only chose victims who were clean.
Some he gave a bath,
Others his wrath.
He was fussy and not  at all mean.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5243 on: September 12, 2017, 06:56:11 PM »
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     Zombie Cool ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ Zombie Cool

           I remember that ZOMBIE, named, DAVE,
           His Poor Victims, We'd, attempt, to SAVE;
           Not, often, too, LUCKY,
           We'd remain, PLUCKY;
           He's, always, Hungry, for what He CRAVES!

     Zombie Cool ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ Zombie Cool
                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5244 on: September 13, 2017, 05:07:21 AM »
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 tynhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

           THE GHOST BRIGADE Marched, Off, to WAR,
           But, Forgot, What, They're FIGHTING, FOR;
           Old Habits are TOUGH,
           To Break, but, ENOUGH;
           They'll Remember, 'cos, there's, Plenty, MORE!

 tynhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5245 on: September 13, 2017, 07:52:53 AM »
The zombie wore a wig, what a giggle.
It ate bad brains and started to wiggle.
Dancing a jig,
She lost the wig,
And started to scream, rant, rave and jiggle.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5246 on: September 13, 2017, 08:20:34 PM »
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 tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie In Luv ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym

            The Distraught GHOST Roamed The MOORS,
            But, He'd, rather, be Shopping, in STORES;
            He was, in Need, of a JOB,
            Teamed, Up, with The BLOB;
            In The MALL, after-hours, Mopping FLOORS!

 tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie In Luv ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym
                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5247 on: September 14, 2017, 07:48:48 AM »
There once was a Vampire named Frank.
We met him while on line at the bank.
Frank hated zombies too.
We asked him what to do.
He told us to whack them with a plank.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5248 on: September 15, 2017, 03:26:32 AM »
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      :'( ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :angel:

               I couldn't get, in, here, last NIGHT,
               Computer, in some kind, of BLIGHT;
               Learned, just, This MORNING;
               Of Basil Gogo's ADJOURNING;
               New Sorrow, to Monster-Kids' PLIGHT.

      :'( ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :angel:
                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5249 on: September 15, 2017, 07:50:04 AM »
Paino the witch is such a creep.
And makes all the alarms go beep.
She is that crazy,
Plus very lazy,
We hope that she finds the big sleep.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer