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Topic: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 507219 times)
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5235 on:
September 10, 2017, 06:54:53 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 265,215 times)
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The GHOST Exuded, from Its GRAVE,
She Resembles My First Wife, MAEVE;
Looking, So, GAUNT,
The Better, to HAUNT;
At Least, No Blood, does She CRAVE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Flower
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Posts: 11173
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5236 on:
September 10, 2017, 07:46:38 AM »
We all are going to be more than thrilled.
When all the zombies are dead and killed.
There is now a firm plan.
To keep them off our land.
And then all our prayers shall be fulfilled.
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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ... Albert Schweitzer
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
Sergeant
Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5237 on:
September 10, 2017, 03:22:13 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 265,321 times)
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THE MUMMY was, ANGRY, and, HURT,
"THE OSCAR went, to ERNIE and BERT!"
"I gave, it, My BEST,
&, now, Loudly, PROTEST;
They're PUPPETS! I'm Treated, like, DIRT!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
Sergeant
Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5238 on:
September 11, 2017, 04:55:48 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 265,455 times)
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There, once, was a ZOMBIE, named, MATT,
Who was, Bitten, by a Rare, ZOMBIE, BAT;
It happened, one, NIGHT,
Which started His BLIGHT;
A Career Change, upon, which, He grew FAT!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Flower
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Posts: 11173
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5239 on:
September 11, 2017, 08:12:52 AM »
There once was an odd Wizard named Dave.
Who lived in a magic crystal cave.
We asked for some help,
He gave out an yelp.
And told us we were foolish, not brave.
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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ... Albert Schweitzer
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5240 on:
September 11, 2017, 06:33:28 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 265,599 times)
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There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, MULLER,
Whose FANGS, just, got, DULLER and DULLER;
"I must put, up, a FIGHT,
For each and every BITE!"
"I Confess, I'm, horribly, Addicted, to CRULLERS!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5241 on:
September 12, 2017, 06:05:47 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 265,717 times)
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There, once, was a NASTY, OLD, GHOUL,
Who swore, He was "NOBODY'S FOOL"!
Then, ZOMBIES INVADED,
What is, Next, INTIMATED;
Is, He's, Now, part, of Somebody's STOOL!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Flower
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Posts: 11173
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5242 on:
September 12, 2017, 10:58:10 AM »
There once was a vampire named Dean.
Who only chose victims who were clean.
Some he gave a bath,
Others his wrath.
He was fussy and not at all mean.
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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ... Albert Schweitzer
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
Sergeant
Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5243 on:
September 12, 2017, 06:56:11 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 265,855 times)
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I remember that ZOMBIE, named, DAVE,
His Poor Victims, We'd, attempt, to SAVE;
Not, often, too, LUCKY,
We'd remain, PLUCKY;
He's, always, Hungry, for what He CRAVES!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5244 on:
September 13, 2017, 05:07:21 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 265,959 times)
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THE GHOST BRIGADE Marched, Off, to WAR,
But, Forgot, What, They're FIGHTING, FOR;
Old Habits are TOUGH,
To Break, but, ENOUGH;
They'll Remember, 'cos, there's, Plenty, MORE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Flower
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Posts: 11173
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5245 on:
September 13, 2017, 07:52:53 AM »
The zombie wore a wig, what a giggle.
It ate bad brains and started to wiggle.
Dancing a jig,
She lost the wig,
And started to scream, rant, rave and jiggle.
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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ... Albert Schweitzer
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
Sergeant
Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5246 on:
September 13, 2017, 08:20:34 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 266,155 times)
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The Distraught GHOST Roamed The MOORS,
But, He'd, rather, be Shopping, in STORES;
He was, in Need, of a JOB,
Teamed, Up, with The BLOB;
In The MALL, after-hours, Mopping FLOORS!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Flower
Sergeant
Posts: 11173
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5247 on:
September 14, 2017, 07:48:48 AM »
There once was a Vampire named Frank.
We met him while on line at the bank.
Frank hated zombies too.
We asked him what to do.
He told us to whack them with a plank.
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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ... Albert Schweitzer
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
Sergeant
Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5248 on:
September 15, 2017, 03:26:32 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 266,599 times)
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I couldn't get, in, here, last NIGHT,
Computer, in some kind, of BLIGHT;
Learned, just, This MORNING;
Of Basil Gogo's ADJOURNING;
New Sorrow, to Monster-Kids' PLIGHT.
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Flower
Sergeant
Posts: 11173
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5249 on:
September 15, 2017, 07:50:04 AM »
Paino the witch is such a creep.
And makes all the alarms go beep.
She is that crazy,
Plus very lazy,
We hope that she finds the big sleep.
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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ... Albert Schweitzer
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