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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5130 on: August 11, 2017, 05:50:12 AM »
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           There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, MEG,
           Considered, to be, One, of Society's DREGS,
           She'd start, off, Sweet & FLIRTY,
           Then, get "Low, Quick & DIRTY";
           On Occasion, known, to chew, off, Your LEG!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5131 on: August 11, 2017, 01:10:05 PM »
There once was an evil vile creature.
That had not one redeeming feature.
We fed him to the troll.
Who ate him with a roll.
Now this term we need a new teacher.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5132 on: August 11, 2017, 06:29:13 PM »
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           There, once, was a ZOMBIE, named, MEL,
           Who 'lived', 'neath the Town's Church BELL;
           Being, of The UNDEAD,
           He'd, oft, use His HEAD;
           To beat, against It, the Sound, for, to QUELL!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5133 on: August 12, 2017, 04:35:01 AM »
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           I, Once, knew a ZOMBIE, named, MEL,
           Who Emitted, a Most, Horrible, SMELL;
           "I'm Proud, that, My STENCH,
           Felled DAME JUDI DENCH!"
           "Pardon, My FRENCH, but, It's HELL!"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5134 on: August 12, 2017, 07:34:28 AM »
There once was an old monster named Fred.
Who wanted to eat our uncle Ted.
We offered Zombie Mel.
But it didn't go well.
And the monster still needs to be fed.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5135 on: August 12, 2017, 02:57:28 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 257,257 times)

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           The HAUNTED HOUSE, in Town, stands, FORLORN,
           In decrepit Decay, Its Warmth and Vitality, SHORN;
           GHOSTS live, there, They SAY,
           One, even, Stole My TOUPEE;
           As Regards This Meeting, of Ours - Let's ADJOURN!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5136 on: August 13, 2017, 06:14:36 AM »
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           There, once, was a BIG, BALL, Of SLIME,
           Oozing His way, into My town, this TIME;
           "I'm, not, Your LOVER,
           But, I've got You COVERED!"
           ABSORBING Drama & a Heinous CRIME!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5137 on: August 13, 2017, 07:27:47 AM »
There once was a kooky ghost named Belle.
Who married the farmer in the Dell.
So, maybe once or twice
As they danced with the mice.
She washed their little feet in the well.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5138 on: August 13, 2017, 04:22:04 PM »
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           ROB, THE ZOMBIE, was, in Need, of a NAP,
           All, of His Energies, had, been, SAPPED;
           He felt, He could SNOOZE,
           He had, Nothing, to LOSE;
           'Til His Head was, Ripped, Off, with a "SNAP"!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5139 on: August 14, 2017, 03:24:53 AM »
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   :-* ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ :-[

           There was a Strange Witch, named ESTELLE,
           Who was, never, able, to do, anything, WELL;
           She'd "get, in Her LICKS",
           By, trying new TRICKS;
           They'd backfire, on Her, or, so, I've heard TELL.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5140 on: August 14, 2017, 01:27:10 PM »
There once was a sweet witch named Cora.
She lived close to my dear Aunt Dora.
They loved to prance.
While in a trance.
As the garden danced with magic flora.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5141 on: August 14, 2017, 06:59:44 PM »
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               THE MONSTER crawled, out, of The DEEP,
               Surrounded, by a Flock, of Frightened SHEEP;
               He dropped his KNIFE,
               He saw His Future WIFE;
               Lovely Lass, too, known, as LITTLE BO PEEP!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5142 on: August 15, 2017, 04:39:21 AM »
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            There, once, was a Crazy, Old, BAT,
            Who lived, in a Beat-Up TOP HAT;
            He'd fly, out, at NIGHT,
            Necks, He would BITE;
            'Til, INEVITABLY, He got, Too, FAT!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5143 on: August 15, 2017, 06:38:53 AM »
The tale of May, the witch, shall now commence.
She was guilty of more than one offense.
Should she be boiled in oil?
Or be wrapped in tin foil?
And tossed to the Zombies over the fence?
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5144 on: August 15, 2017, 05:45:58 PM »
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               THE CAT AND THE MOUSE Played some POKER,
               The CAT, from His HAT, Pulled THE JOKER;
               Quite, upset, The MOUSE,
               Said:"No cheating, you LOUSE!"
               And, played THE BATMAN Card, of BRAM STOKER!

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