WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

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           "DEE-ZOPPA, BE-BOPPA, POPPEREE!",
           Said The SPIDER, unto The FLEA;
           "I don't COMPREHEND."
           "Are you, on the MEND?"
           At this SPIDER Chortled, with GLEE!

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                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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 WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 249,888 times)

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           There, once, was an Angry, Old, WITCH,
           She birthed, a WEREWOLF, named MITCH;
           He was SOFT-SPOKEN,
           But, not, HOUSE-BROKEN;
           She Punished, Him, oft, with a SWITCH!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           THE YETI Drove His SNOWMOBILE,
           His Fingers, Numbed, Couldn't FEEL;
           The night was FREEZING,
           He was, just, TEASING;
           Leaving Prints, no, one, thought, REAL!

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

For Zombie is at the end of his game.
His terror would never be the quite same.
Drac took him to court,
Where he came up short.
Then he told the witch that she was to blame.

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             COUNT DRACULA Greatly Desired MISS MINA,
             He Was Endeavoring, Something, OBSCENE;
             He'd been "Loosey-GOOSEY",
             With Poor, Sweet, MISS LUCY;
             HARKER saw DRAC, as "Stealing The SCENE"!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           The VAMPIRE Clan can be, quite, FLIGHTY,
           With Voluptuous Women, in Their NIGHTIES;
           Men, in Their TUX,
           You're, out, of LUCK;
           Especially, if you say the Words: "BITE ME!"

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

We saw Zombie,  a monkey in his arms.
The thing was screeching, setting off alarms.
Trollie took it away.
To live another day.
As the villagers took up their firearms.

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           DOCTOR PRETORIUS got Blitzed, on GIN,
           "My Only Weakness is, more, like, a SIN."
           "I, just, cannot, help, IT,
           Nor, preach, from the PULPIT;
           When 'Sauced', I have one, wicked, GRIN!"

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

There once was a mean witch named Minnie.
Who had red hair and was far from skinny.
She sat on Jack,
And broke his back.
Then blamed it on my great Aunt Ginny.

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                  THE MONSTER climbed, to The MOUNTAINTOP,
                  Sheer Sides; Easily, a THOUSAND-FOOT DROP;
                  It, all, seemed, a DREAM,
                  His Fans came, to SEE 'IM;
                  So, He opened a B'n'B with a Souvenir SHOPPE.

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

The Zombies were having such bad dreams.
We could all hear their ungodly screams.
May their dreams come true.
And no one will be blue.
When they drown and are eaten by breams.

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           PRINCE KHARIS was, brought, Back, to LIFE,
           With the Express Purpose, of Finding His WIFE;
           No, Cup, of SANKA,
           For Princess ANANKA;
           Sacred TANA Leaves, to end, all, Their STRIFE!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               FRANKENSTEIN, across the ARCTIC, did TRUDGE,
               RANKLED, by Human Prejudice, Held a GRUDGE;
               "They hate Me!" He SAID,
               "Wish I had a DOG-SLED;
               Or, that, They hadn't been, so, quick, to JUDGE!"

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

There once was a zombie named Dennis.
Who invented lawn and brain tennis.
Brains over the net.
Would win you the set.
And a date with your choice of menace.

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     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 250,852 times)

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               THE VAMPIRE COUNT Bit My BOOKIE,
               Thus, Crumbles, Yet, Another, COOKIE;
               He looks, like, ELMER FUDD,
               With FANGS, out, for BLOOD;
               Happier, too, Scoring UNDEAD NOOKIE!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.