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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5040 on: July 13, 2017, 08:30:48 AM »
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  ;D ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ;)

           "DEE-ZOPPA, BE-BOPPA, POPPEREE!",
           Said The SPIDER, unto The FLEA;
           "I don't COMPREHEND."
           "Are you, on the MEND?"
           At this SPIDER Chortled, with GLEE!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5041 on: July 13, 2017, 05:40:26 PM »
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     >:( ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :) ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ :'(

           There, once, was an Angry, Old, WITCH,
           She birthed, a WEREWOLF, named MITCH;
           He was SOFT-SPOKEN,
           But, not, HOUSE-BROKEN;
           She Punished, Him, oft, with a SWITCH!

     >:( ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :) ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ :'(
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5042 on: July 14, 2017, 04:46:59 AM »
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 hmjfym ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ hmjfym

           THE YETI Drove His SNOWMOBILE,
           His Fingers, Numbed, Couldn't FEEL;
           The night was FREEZING,
           He was, just, TEASING;
           Leaving Prints, no, one, thought, REAL!

 hmjfym ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5043 on: July 14, 2017, 07:51:02 AM »
For Zombie is at the end of his game.
His terror would never be the quite same.
Drac took him to court,
Where he came up short.
Then he told the witch that she was to blame.
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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5044 on: July 14, 2017, 05:01:53 PM »
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 thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

             COUNT DRACULA Greatly Desired MISS MINA,
             He Was Endeavoring, Something, OBSCENE;
             He'd been "Loosey-GOOSEY",
             With Poor, Sweet, MISS LUCY;
             HARKER saw DRAC, as "Stealing The SCENE"!

 thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5045 on: July 15, 2017, 05:04:35 AM »
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  thrhrt  ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ :o ~~~~~~~  thrhrt

           The VAMPIRE Clan can be, quite, FLIGHTY,
           With Voluptuous Women, in Their NIGHTIES;
           Men, in Their TUX,
           You're, out, of LUCK;
           Especially, if you say the Words: "BITE ME!"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5046 on: July 15, 2017, 07:52:37 AM »
We saw Zombie,  a monkey in his arms.
The thing was screeching, setting off alarms.
Trollie took it away.
To live another day.
As the villagers took up their firearms.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5047 on: July 15, 2017, 03:06:35 PM »
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 ededed ~~~~~ 8) ~~~ ededed ~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ededed

           DOCTOR PRETORIUS got Blitzed, on GIN,
           "My Only Weakness is, more, like, a SIN."
           "I, just, cannot, help, IT,
           Nor, preach, from the PULPIT;
           When 'Sauced', I have one, wicked, GRIN!"

 ededed ~~~~~ 8) ~~~ ededed ~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ededed
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5048 on: July 15, 2017, 05:28:27 PM »
There once was a mean witch named Minnie.
Who had red hair and was far from skinny.
She sat on Jack,
And broke his back.
Then blamed it on my great Aunt Ginny.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5049 on: July 16, 2017, 06:23:49 AM »
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 ededed ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ ededed

                  THE MONSTER climbed, to The MOUNTAINTOP,
                  Sheer Sides; Easily, a THOUSAND-FOOT DROP;
                  It, all, seemed, a DREAM,
                  His Fans came, to SEE 'IM;
                  So, He opened a B'n'B with a Souvenir SHOPPE.

 ededed ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ ededed
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5050 on: July 16, 2017, 07:34:27 AM »
The Zombies were having such bad dreams.
We could all hear their ungodly screams.
May their dreams come true.
And no one will be blue.
When they drown and are eaten by breams.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5051 on: July 16, 2017, 04:52:43 PM »
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     hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~  :-* ~~~~~ hmjfym

           PRINCE KHARIS was, brought, Back, to LIFE,
           With the Express Purpose, of Finding His WIFE;
           No, Cup, of SANKA,
           For Princess ANANKA;
           Sacred TANA Leaves, to end, all, Their STRIFE!

     hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~  :-* ~~~~~ hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5052 on: July 17, 2017, 04:41:09 AM »
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 ededed ~~~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ ededed

               FRANKENSTEIN, across the ARCTIC, did TRUDGE,
               RANKLED, by Human Prejudice, Held a GRUDGE;
               "They hate Me!" He SAID,
               "Wish I had a DOG-SLED;
               Or, that, They hadn't been, so, quick, to JUDGE!"

 ededed ~~~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ ededed
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5053 on: July 17, 2017, 07:57:38 AM »
There once was a zombie named Dennis.
Who invented lawn and brain tennis.
Brains over the net.
Would win you the set.
And a date with your choice of menace.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5054 on: July 17, 2017, 06:06:13 PM »
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    thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt

               THE VAMPIRE COUNT Bit My BOOKIE,
               Thus, Crumbles, Yet, Another, COOKIE;
               He looks, like, ELMER FUDD,
               With FANGS, out, for BLOOD;
               Happier, too, Scoring UNDEAD NOOKIE!

    thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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