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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4860 on: May 16, 2017, 07:29:14 AM »
There once was a vampire named Dash.
Who was always short of ready cash.
He went to the blood bank.
And then his black heart sank.
Withdrawal denied, his fangs did gnash.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4861 on: May 16, 2017, 08:29:28 PM »
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 hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym

            THE SKELETONS ran, past the GRAVES,
            Because, of the way, GHOSTS, BEHAVE;
            "They're, always, so, NEAT,
            And, so, Full, of SHEET;
            That, I'll, either, Ignore Them, or, WAVE."

 hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym
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 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4862 on: May 17, 2017, 04:54:41 AM »
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 thrhrt ~~~~~  hmjfym ~~~ ededed ~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt

           THE MONSTERS had set, out, to STEAL,
           Things, which held a 'HUMAN APPEAL';
           Some Things, quite, OLD,
           Or, so, I've been TOLD;
           Their Greatest Treasure? A GLOCKENSPIEL!

 thrhrt ~~~~~  hmjfym ~~~ ededed ~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4863 on: May 17, 2017, 02:33:09 PM »
A witch and a zombie sat on a step.
Moaning about how they made a misstep.
Soon the ax shall fall.
Should they move to Gaul?
Or beg for mercy on my own doorstep?
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4864 on: May 17, 2017, 05:41:13 PM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 238,923 times)

    thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

           THE VAMPIRE KING was, Benignly,  PIXILATED,
           In considering, a Servant, truly, ADDLE-PATED;
           Who, of Brains, was, In WANT,
           With, Naught, else, to FLAUNT;
           Locked him, in a Castle room, most, DILAPIDATED!

    thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4865 on: May 18, 2017, 05:10:11 AM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 239,050 times)

      :D ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Grin ~~~~~~~ Zombie LOL

           TIMES are, Sometimes, FULL, Sometimes, LEAN,
           This many, Months, Prior, to ALL-HALLOWS-E'EN;
           Just Drink a STRANGE BREW,
           Reciting: "GOO-GOO-KA-JOOB";
           It'll leave, You, Feeling, like, a JOLLY, OLD, BEAN!

      :D ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Grin ~~~~~~~ Zombie LOL
                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4866 on: May 18, 2017, 02:03:33 PM »
The zombies watched us with blank eyes.
What did they gleam, these moron spies?
Their shuffles and rambles.
Got them caught in brambles.
As Drac laughed out loud at their lies.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4867 on: May 18, 2017, 06:48:59 PM »
   WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 239,200 times)

    Zombie Mad ~~~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~ Zombie Blush ~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~~~ :o

           THE ZOMBIE, Angrily, Raised, Up, His FIST,
           A futile gesture, for, which, He was DISSED;
           As He shook it, with VIGOR,
           Thanks, to MORTIS, of RIGOR;
           It detached, almost, hit a Mortal, but, MISSED!

     Zombie Mad ~~~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~ Zombie Blush ~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~~~ :o
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4868 on: May 19, 2017, 04:35:00 AM »
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   thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

           There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, GUY,
           Who, Try-As-He-Might, just, could, not, FLY;
           Folks thought, Him, INSANE,
           As He'd, jump, out, of PLANES;
           Sans Parachute, while, "WAVING 'BYE-BYE'"!
   thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4869 on: May 19, 2017, 12:04:15 PM »
The witch and zombie watch as we plant.
We hear their strange crazy Voodoo chant.
Alas, we are immune.
As they chant out of tune.
We laugh and laugh as they chant and rant.


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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4870 on: May 19, 2017, 06:11:46 PM »
           WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 239,399 times)

       ;D ~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~ ;D

            THE  UNIVERSAL MONSTER ARMY is a Great FORUM,
            All, of, Us, MONSTER-KIDS, Together, make a QUORUM;
            With Interests, DIVERSE,
            In a Classic Monster UNIVERSE;
            If The WHOLE WORLD Joined, We'd have S'MORUF'EM!

       ;D ~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~ ;D
                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4871 on: May 20, 2017, 05:16:36 AM »
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 :o ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~~~ :angel:

           EDWARD'S Hands were, all, "SCISSORY",
           Despite Their Talent, some, MISERY;
           Bravo, for Johnny DEPP,
           He imbued, It, with PEP;
           Making, it, a Fine Part, of FILM HISTORY!

 :o ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~~~ :angel:
                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4872 on: May 20, 2017, 07:22:39 AM »
There once was a mummy named Parker.
Who was a killer and a barker.
He killed zombie Miles,
And was all big smiles,
As he wrote in red magic marker.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4873 on: May 20, 2017, 08:30:10 PM »
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   hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym

           THE MUMMY became, quite, a GROUCH,
           "They've stolen My FUNERARY COUCH;
           I call, 'em, as, I see, 'em,
           I'm, off, to the museum;
           To fetch, it, back - of, This, I do VOUCH!"

   hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym
                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4874 on: May 20, 2017, 08:51:28 PM »
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      :angel: ~~~~~ >:D ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ >:D ~~~~~ :angel:

           MISTER HYDE was, Out, &, Running, WILD,
           No Woman was Safe, from Being DEFILED;
           His Methods were 'SHADY',
           Yet, He did 'Love the LADIES';
           &, was, Unaccustomed, to Being REVILED!

      :angel: ~~~~~ >:D ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ >:D ~~~~~ :angel:
                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.