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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4770 on: April 18, 2017, 05:23:36 AM »
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  tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt

           THE GHOST, that, Haunts Our MANOR,
           In Life, was, Well-known, as a TANNER;
           He'd take a Fresh HIDE,
           Give, it, the 'Usual RIDE';
           To Produce, it, as a Rug, or, a BANNER!

  tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt
                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4771 on: April 18, 2017, 12:20:53 PM »
There once was a vampire named Milo.
Who wanted to reside in a silo.
He thought it was best,
A cool place to rest.
That is why he is hunting in Shiloh.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4772 on: April 18, 2017, 06:54:19 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 233,903 times)

   thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

           "Among VAMPIRES, Certain Things, are, UPHELD,
           Like, Sharing Our Spoils, as BLOOD, is SMELLED;
           You must learn, to SEE,
           Us, as Your New FANG-MILY;
           Long, before Mr. Spock, we did The MIND-MELD!"

   thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4773 on: April 19, 2017, 04:42:47 AM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 233,970 times)

      :o ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~~~ :-*

           An OUTER SPACE MONSTER, a GIANT TOMATO,
           Complained, on arrival, of 'a Touch, of LUMBAGO';
           The Local MEDICAL STAFF,
           Made an Inter-Stellar GAFF;
           As Their 'Aid', reduced, Him, to PASTA ALFREDO!

      :o ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~~~ :-*
                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4774 on: April 19, 2017, 07:51:34 AM »
There once was an evil witch named Jacky.
All the warlocks thought her to be wacky.
She put a spell on Jill,
Who fell suddenly ill.
But that was from eating all the ackee.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4775 on: April 19, 2017, 06:56:03 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 234,103 times)

 thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt

           There, once, was a VAMPIRE MOOSE,
           A Vile Aberration, with, no, EXCUSE;
           He wrought, much, HAVOC,
           During Night-Time's CLOCK;
           By Day, Transformed, into a GOOSE!

 thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt
                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4776 on: April 20, 2017, 05:26:19 AM »
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 thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ thrhrt

           The SUN, arose, on the VAMPIRE GOOSE,
           A HUNTING PARTY was raised, no, one, REFUSED,
           Yet, as They were TRACKING,
           Found Information, LACKING,
           Learned, in one Mis-Step, Its Bowels were LOOSE!

 thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4777 on: April 20, 2017, 01:58:45 PM »
There once was a young ghost named Bobby.
That decided that he needed a hobby.
He asked the troll,
Who was quite drole,
And was extremely rude and snobby.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4778 on: April 20, 2017, 06:10:35 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 234,234 times)

 thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

           The COCKNEY VAMPIRE mourned Her Sad PLIGHT,
           Wherever She Traveled, She produced a BLIGHT;
           A VERITABLE PLAGUE,
           Towns, on Their Last, LEG;
           "'Tis, jus', Me 'abit, to get 'a BIT, O', ALL, RIGHT?!'"

 thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4779 on: April 21, 2017, 06:14:21 AM »
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   hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym

           THE GRIM REAPER Needed a NEW SICKLE,
           Sought Quality, for Cheap - He was FICKLE;
           Searched the World, OVER,
           Then, found, One, in DOVER;
           To His delight, Price was Right, Paid 1 NICKEL!

   hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym
                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4780 on: April 21, 2017, 07:40:13 AM »
There once was a warlock named Matt.
Who thought that he was getting fat,
He made a diet brew.
It looked sort of like stew.
But turned him into a big rat.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4781 on: April 21, 2017, 05:31:41 PM »
      WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 234,432 times)

    Zombie Mad ~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~~~ Zombie No Smile ~~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

           ZOMBIES, Always, remind, me, of DANDELIONS,
           EVERYWHERE, &, just, as Infectious, as PRIONS;
           Looking, for BRAINS,
           They ain't no BARGAIN;
           And, if You see, 'em, You'd, Better, Start FLYIN'!

    Zombie Mad ~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~~~ Zombie No Smile ~~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4782 on: April 22, 2017, 05:28:55 AM »
     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 234,532 times)

     hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ :-*

           ERIK, The Phantom, Weary, of being DERIDED,
           To Christine Daaé, This Message, CONFIDED:
           "I am, Not, Really, BAD,
           No LOVE Drives, Me, MAD,
           Finding You has Freed, Me, I've, so, DECIDED."

     hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ :-*
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4783 on: April 22, 2017, 01:25:48 PM »
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        thrhrt ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt

               There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, JUNE,
               Who loved, to view, each phase, of The MOON;
               Her MANTRA, A PUN,
               "Reflected Light, of the SUN";
               When It was, Full, it, just, made Her SWOON!

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4784 on: April 22, 2017, 05:19:14 PM »
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     thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

           The NIGHT had, Fallen, 'round, Them, TOO, FAST,
           They Feared Their Fate, as The VAMPIRES' REPAST;
           'Twas WALPURGIS NIGHT,
           To Try a Dangerous FLIGHT;
           Against Silent Night, the Whir, of Wings, CONTRAST!

     thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.