HorroLit_zpsa39e2bb6.jpg~original

Author Topic: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 234836 times)

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 3388
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4665 on: March 17, 2017, 07:15:59 PM »
   WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 226,611 times)

    :o ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Razz ~~~~~ :o

           The LEPRECHAUNS Tracked a GIANT TOAD,
           Surprised, to Uncover Its SECRET ABODE;
           Into Violent PUNS,
           Those Sons, o' GUNS;
           Felt The TIME Was Right, to "LOCK'N'LOAD!"

    :o ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Razz ~~~~~ :o
                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 3388
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4666 on: March 17, 2017, 07:32:23 PM »
WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 226,622 times)

 :angel: ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ;D

            In IRELAND, The Wee Folk, "They SAY",
            Run, about, After DARK, "Making HAY";
            When the Sun don't SHINE,
            They build a "FRANKENSTEIN";
            He's GREEN & Protects Them, ANYWAY!

 :angel: ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ;D
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 3388
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4667 on: March 17, 2017, 07:44:16 PM »
     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 226,632 times)

     :angel: ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ :angel:

           The LEPRECHAUNS put Their GOLD, on DISPLAY,
           Like, a RAINBOW, It appears, to Fade, AWAY;
           'Tis, Not Hard, to FIND,
           Take It Line, By, LINE;
           'Tis Abundant, in Our LIMERICK THREAD, UMA!

     :angel: ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ :angel:
                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 3388
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4668 on: March 17, 2017, 08:03:10 PM »
    WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 226,642 times)

    ;D ~~~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ :angel:

            JEFF BARNES is a LEPRECHAUN, We KNOW,
            He Places, Quite, Often, as: "Best, Of SHOW";
            While, Big, for His SPECIES,
            He's, not, Full, o' FECES;
            His PERFECT JOB, is Listed, Under: "SNOW!"

    ;D ~~~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ :angel:
                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 3388
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4669 on: March 18, 2017, 06:58:30 AM »
               WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 226,722 times)

             :angel: ~~~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~~~ :angel:

                 THE LEPRECHAUNS Told Us: "We'll See Ya AROUND!"
                 "'Twas FUN, Workin', with, ALL, o' You, UMA CLOWNS!"
                 "We'll drink a GREEN BEER,
                 Then, see, Ya, NEXT YEAR;
                 For LIMERICK ANNIVERSARY, # 10! So, PROFOUND!

             :angel: ~~~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~~~ :angel:
                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
        BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 3388
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4670 on: March 18, 2017, 03:42:46 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 226,822 times)

    thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

           IRISH VAMPIRES are, Again, DRESSED, In BLACK,
           With SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, Past, Back, on TRACK;
           "We wear, GREEN, for ST. PADDY'S,
           As our 'Snacks' make, us, 'BADDIES';
           In Holiday Colors, We can make SNEAK ATTACKS!"

      thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
        BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 3388
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4671 on: March 19, 2017, 06:11:48 AM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 227,007 times)

      :o ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie In Luv ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ :o

          The Gorgon, MEDUSA was an Old SNAKE-CHARMER,
          They lived, on Her head, yet, Never, did HARM 'ER;
          Poets penned SONNETS,
          To Her Reptilian BONNET;
          Real Men got STONED, even, if, They wore ARMOUR!

      :o ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie In Luv ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ :o
                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

Flower

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 10691
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4672 on: March 19, 2017, 09:15:19 AM »
There once was an old leprechaun called Brock.
Who was different from the rest of his flock.
He had a Shillelagh
For his crooked right knee.
And tossed us a lucky golden shamrock.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 3388
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4673 on: March 19, 2017, 03:54:08 PM »
 WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 227,127 times)

 thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ thrhrt

           That mean Scottish VAMPIRE, MacKENZIE,
           Resorted, to DIRTY TRICKS, due, to ENVY;
           Although His Breath STANK,
           He Robbed a BLOOD BANK;
           Whipping Other VAMPIRES, into a FRENZY!

 thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ thrhrt
                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 3388
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4674 on: March 20, 2017, 04:54:09 AM »
     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 227,222 times)

     Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie Confused ~~~~~  :-* ~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~~~ Zombie Censored

           That ZOMBIE, named, FREDDY, was WEEPY,
           He'd Remembered a Promise, Worth KEEPING;
           About, Not, Inflicting HARM,
           He Released the SCHOOL-MARM;
           To Bite Low-Life Politicians, who were CREEPY!

     Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie Confused ~~~~~  :-* ~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~~~ Zombie Censored
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

Flower

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 10691
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4675 on: March 20, 2017, 06:38:05 AM »
Today those zombies shall be beheaded.
It is the day that they have long dreaded.
Now things will halt.
It is their fault.
At last,  all their evil shall be shredded.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 3388
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4676 on: March 20, 2017, 06:15:18 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 227,327 times)

   hmjfym ~~~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym

           Ye PIRATE GHOST sought, out, FRESH PLUNDER,
           In Ship-Wreck, Dead, in The Land DOWN-UNDER;
           Many, He Failed, to SMOTE,
           Or, to Write a Ransom NOTE;
           'Til The Grim Reaper's Scythe, Rent, Him, ASUNDER!

   hmjfym ~~~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym
                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

Flower

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 10691
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4677 on: March 21, 2017, 06:44:56 AM »
Paino is the neighborhood witch.
Looking at her makes us all twitch.
She mostly fails
And never sails
Her kayak is always in the ditch.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ...  Albert Schweitzer

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 3388
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4678 on: March 21, 2017, 06:14:53 PM »
 WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 227,422 times)

  hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

           Who could forget olde WILL, O' THE WISP,
           He pronounced a few Sounds, with a LISP;
           Whist Freezing, one, NIGHT,
           Drawn, to Warm FIRELIGHT;
           Fell, in, by Accident, &, Burnt, to a CRISP!

  hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

  • Sergeant
  • *****
  • Posts: 3388
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #4679 on: March 21, 2017, 06:30:16 PM »
  WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 227,442 times)

 ;D ~~~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~~~ ;)

           We LOVE That APE WRITER, KING KONG,
           Whose PROSE has, Us, Moving, ALONG;
           'Tis, Worthy, of NOTE,
           That's, not, all, He WROTE;
           He's Co-Written Many Rock & Roll SONGS!

  ;D ~~~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~~~ ;)
                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.