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Topic: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 401873 times)
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5655 on:
December 23, 2018, 08:00:46 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 326,808 times)
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The Three Spirits, of Christmas, ARRIVED,
Like, The Classic Monsters, They THRIVED;
"We, each, use Our STINT,
To help Scrooge, REPENT;
So, like, Those Monsters, He SURVIVES."
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5656 on:
December 30, 2018, 06:38:06 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 327,382 times)
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The evil, of VAMPIRES, is WELL-KNOWN,
We pray, that, They, cannot, be CLONED;
We, all, know Their NEED,
It sets, apart, Their BREED;
&, text Their next Meal, on CELL-PHONES!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5657 on:
January 12, 2019, 03:27:56 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 330,354 times)
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There, once, was a WEREWOLF, named FRED,
Who loved, to SNACK, on THE UNDEAD!
Gave, Them, Severe FRIGHT,
Those Creatures, of the NIGHT;
'Cos His Fangs, proved Their Blood, to be RED!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5658 on:
January 27, 2019, 08:12:58 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 333,563 times)
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There was an Ancient MUMMY, named, NED,
Who, if, you'd, cut, deep, enough, He, BLED;
"I'm, oft, CONSTIPATED,
Yet, not, DESICCATED;
I'm, so, Iron-poor, my Blood's, no, longer, RED."
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5659 on:
February 03, 2019, 05:12:16 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 335,375 times)
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DEAR BORIS' PASSING, hath, passed, 'round, yet, AGAIN,
Half-a-Century, Gone, yet, He remains Our DEAR FRIEND;
His Great Shadow, falls, Long, &, DEEP,
From Punxsutawney Phil, not, a PEEP;
Our LOVE, Cherished, in LIGHT, BORIS doth Sleep! AMEN!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5660 on:
March 01, 2019, 07:04:24 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 338,201 times)
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The News, abroad, is: "February hath FLED!"
Winter, 'tho', Dying, just, may, be, UNDEAD!
It, still, EGGS, us, ON,
Scrambled, GARCON!
A Cold, Hearty, Meal, UP, on, which we're FED!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5661 on:
March 14, 2019, 06:22:12 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 338,730 times)
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Now, as, THE THREE-DAY COUNTDOWN, BEGINS,
If, It, seems, "FISHY", well, then, Clap Your FINS;
Ye Anniversary MARK,
'Twas, ever, a LARK,
In Ye Race, against Time, Jest Make Sure It WINS!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5662 on:
March 16, 2019, 07:14:00 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 338,900 times)
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TOMORROW... Well, you know what "THEY SAY":
SAINT PATRICK'S is, a Most, AUSPICIOUS, DAY;
Despite a distinct lack, Of LEAVEN,
We limp, into, NUMBER ELEVEN;
For a Re-Birth, of LIMERICK Punsters, we PRAY!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Reply #5663 on:
March 17, 2019, 06:36:09 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 338,970 times)
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I, hope, My Notice, is, not, too, ALARMING,
For, I've taken, up, SHAMROCK FARMING;
Not, nearly, "The CRAZIES",
Of "Pushing, Up, DAISIES";
And, No Four-Leaf Clovers, I'll be HARMING!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5664 on:
March 17, 2019, 08:03:05 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 339,000 times)
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Our "KEEPIN' THE DAY", is, Again, nearly, SPENT,
Our SAINT PADDY'S ANNIVERSARY, Came & WENT;
'Tis, now, 9 PM; sans, NIBBLE,
I'm, fine, &, shan't, QUIBBLE;
For your Limerick writs, I hope; they're EXCELLENT!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Posts: 1680
I'm in two minds today!
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5665 on:
June 14, 2019, 02:21:02 PM »
It is better to be late than never Tim,
So congratulations as I tip my brim,
You've kept this thread alive,
While the posts have taken a dive,
So there's no need to be so grim.
Well done on keeping the thread going for 11 years Tim, it was a mammoth task you took on and you should be proud. I'm just sorry I could not help you as my life has been very busy these last few years.
Maurice
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A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay
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Posts: 1680
I'm in two minds today!
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5666 on:
March 16, 2020, 11:14:35 PM »
Never count out a monster dread,
Try to have fun even from bed.
As I post this Limerick,
For the beloved St Patrick,
I hope to re-read this thread,
As memories flowed nuff said.
Have a safe and enjoyable St Patrick's day to all the members of the UMA forum.
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