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               The Three Spirits, of Christmas, ARRIVED,
               Like, The Classic Monsters, They THRIVED;
               "We, each, use Our STINT,
               To help Scrooge, REPENT;
               So, like, Those Monsters, He SURVIVES."

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               The evil, of VAMPIRES, is WELL-KNOWN,
               We pray, that, They, cannot, be CLONED;
               We, all, know Their NEED,
               It sets, apart, Their BREED;
               &, text Their next Meal, on CELL-PHONES!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               There, once, was a WEREWOLF, named FRED,
               Who loved, to SNACK, on THE UNDEAD!
               Gave, Them, Severe FRIGHT,
               Those Creatures, of the NIGHT;
               'Cos His Fangs, proved Their Blood, to be RED!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               There was an Ancient MUMMY, named, NED,
               Who, if, you'd, cut, deep, enough, He, BLED;
               "I'm, oft, CONSTIPATED,
               Yet, not, DESICCATED;
               I'm, so, Iron-poor, my Blood's, no, longer, RED."

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               DEAR BORIS' PASSING, hath, passed, 'round, yet, AGAIN,
               Half-a-Century, Gone, yet, He remains Our DEAR FRIEND;
               His Great Shadow, falls, Long, &, DEEP,
               From Punxsutawney Phil, not, a PEEP;
               Our LOVE, Cherished, in LIGHT, BORIS doth Sleep! AMEN!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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            The News, abroad, is: "February hath FLED!"
            Winter, 'tho', Dying, just, may, be, UNDEAD!
            It, still, EGGS, us, ON,
            Scrambled, GARCON!
            A Cold, Hearty, Meal, UP, on, which we're FED!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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         Now, as, THE THREE-DAY COUNTDOWN, BEGINS,
         If, It, seems, "FISHY", well, then, Clap Your FINS;
         Ye Anniversary MARK,
         'Twas, ever, a LARK,
         In Ye Race, against Time, Jest Make Sure It WINS!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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            TOMORROW... Well, you know what "THEY SAY":
            SAINT PATRICK'S is, a Most, AUSPICIOUS, DAY;
            Despite a distinct lack, Of LEAVEN,
            We limp, into, NUMBER ELEVEN;
            For a Re-Birth, of LIMERICK Punsters, we PRAY!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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            I, hope, My Notice, is, not, too, ALARMING,
            For, I've taken, up, SHAMROCK FARMING;
            Not, nearly, "The CRAZIES",
            Of "Pushing, Up, DAISIES";
            And, No Four-Leaf Clovers, I'll be HARMING!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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        Our "KEEPIN' THE DAY", is, Again, nearly, SPENT,
        Our SAINT PADDY'S ANNIVERSARY, Came & WENT;
        'Tis, now, 9 PM; sans, NIBBLE,
        I'm, fine, &, shan't, QUIBBLE;
        For your Limerick writs, I hope; they're EXCELLENT!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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It is better to be late than never Tim,
So congratulations as I tip my brim,
You've kept this thread alive,
While the posts have taken a dive,
So there's no need to be so grim.


Well done on keeping the thread going for 11 years Tim, it was a mammoth task you took on and you should be proud. I'm just sorry I could not help you as my life has been very busy these last few years.
Maurice
   

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Never count out a monster dread,
Try to have fun even from bed.
As I post this Limerick,
For the beloved St Patrick,
I hope to re-read this thread,
As memories flowed nuff said.
 
Have a safe and enjoyable St Patrick's day to all the members of the UMA forum.