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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5640 on: September 05, 2018, 09:26:46 PM »
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               The ZOMBIES, so, Sick, that, They HURLED,
               Doubled, Over, so, far, They looked CURLED;
               The 'BAIT' was, so, LAME,
               So, where, to lay BLAME:
               Stealing Old JOKES, of UNCLE MILTIE BERLE!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5641 on: September 10, 2018, 06:08:18 PM »
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               I can Feel HALLOWEEN, in the AIR,
               Oh, it's gonna be, Great, I SWEAR;
               Several weeks, to GO,
               Fast, by, they'll BLOW;
               &, I know, that, All, of you, CARE!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5642 on: September 16, 2018, 06:21:06 PM »
           WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 321,178 times)

          hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ Zombie Cool

               THE MONSTERS, Awoke, from Their SLUMBER,
               From the Noises, made, by Their local PLUMBER;
               "We'll Allow, Him, to LIVE,
               For the Comfort, He GIVES;
               Since, with Plumbing, We're, DUMB & DUMBER!"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5643 on: September 17, 2018, 07:53:31 AM »
I'll give this a go even though this is not a limerick per say.

There once was boy from nan....
Wait a minute. Hows this?

Crack that bone,break that head
Beat little brother until he's dead.
Shove him in the oven and turn it to bake.
Make sure to make room for the chocolate cake.
Poor little brother sure was sweet
The BEST little brother we ever did eat.
The only sour part was a big red blister.
Next month for Christmas we'll have little sister.  >:D

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5644 on: September 22, 2018, 09:30:47 PM »
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      tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt

               SUMMER'S Last Day, DISAPPEARS,
               Like, a GHOST, it Gives, us, FEARS;
               Chocolate & Jelly BEAN,
               We Love HALLOWEEN;
               Yet, in WINTER, we shed Icy TEARS!

      tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5645 on: September 23, 2018, 04:43:34 PM »
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      thrhrt ~~~~ ededed ~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Cool

               So, TODAY, Marks The First Day, of FALL,
               We've Surmounted The ANNUAL WALL;
               Despite, what the Year's BEEN,
               We Crest, On, to HALLOWEEN;
               FILLED, of MONSTERS and CANDY, Y'ALL!

      thrhrt ~~~~ ededed ~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Cool
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5646 on: September 24, 2018, 08:45:54 PM »
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         tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Razz

               So, TODAY, Marks Our FIRST WEEK, Of AUTUMN,
               We've Surrounded The SEASON and CAUGHT 'EM;
               At the Speed, We're CAREENING,
               We're a SMASH, HALLOWEENING;
               Knocking The MONSTERS, Right, on Their BOTTOM!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5647 on: September 28, 2018, 06:17:50 PM »
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       hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym

            THE MUMMY was, Feeling, "The URGE",
            "Being HUMAN, Remains, a SCOURGE;
            For, the Need, to PEE,
            From TANA-LEAF TEA;
            Oft, Arrives, in ONE, MIGHTY, SURGE!"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5648 on: September 30, 2018, 06:33:39 PM »
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    tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ ededed ~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes

               SEPTEMBER'S Last Day is FAILING,
               OCTOBER, at Midnight, ASSAILING;
               Pardon, My PUNTH,
               We enter the MONTH;
               For HALLOWEEN Tales' REGALING!

    tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ ededed ~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5649 on: November 07, 2018, 10:05:50 PM »
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               Seems, I've been, derelict, in my DUTY,
               Now, ain't, That, a Kick, in the BOOTY;
               October flew & got MISSED,
               More, like, Cease & DESIST!
               UNWRITTEN, 'twas, All, still, a BEAUTY!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5650 on: November 11, 2018, 06:43:16 PM »
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               COUNT DRACULA flew, through His CASTLE,
               To prevent RENFIELD, from being a RASCAL;
               "Only, moments, 'til, DAWN,
               That Vermin, Human-SPAWN;
               Threatened, to let Sunlight, into My CASTLE!"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5651 on: November 20, 2018, 07:58:23 PM »
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 tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~~~ tynhrt

        October's PUMPKINS are, all, Broken, and, ROTTING,
        Plus, Their CANDLE-WAX is, Frozen and CLOTTING;
        GHOSTS are, still, HAUNTING,
        Despite, it, being DAUNTING;
        As A CHRISTMAS CAROL Gig, Looms, in the OFFING!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5652 on: November 25, 2018, 05:14:53 PM »
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 :angel: ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ :angel:

       Dear BORIS KARLOFF has, "DONE, IT, AGAIN!",
       Reminding, us, all, that, He's, still, Our FRIEND;
       Doggone SON, Of A GUN!
       For A-HUNDRED-THIRTY-ONE;
       He's lost, neither, TALENT, nor, CHARM! THE END.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5653 on: December 02, 2018, 02:55:24 AM »
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 thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt

            In these shortening days, of the YEAR,
            VAMPIRES, still, quaff BLOOD, not, BEER;
            Some, even, love TASERS,
            Yet, Beer, is, only, a CHASER;
            As They wish, you, a HAPPY NEW FEAR!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5654 on: December 09, 2018, 09:36:48 AM »
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 :o ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ :o

          The First Storm, of this Winter's SNOWS,
          Is, Raging, about, us, and, we're FROZE;
          Tomorrow is FELT,
          Like, it, shall MELT;
          'Round, here, that's, just, how it GOES!

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