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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5625 on: July 08, 2018, 08:20:13 PM »
          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,308 times)

          thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt

               COUNT DRACULA went, out & "Got HAMMERED",
               RENFIELD, in Total SHOCK, Only, STAMMERED;
               "Spiders, Flies & FLEAS,
               Saint Christopher LEE;
               As BELA'S TWIN could be 'KATZENJAMMERED'!"

          thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt
                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5626 on: July 15, 2018, 07:54:23 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,437 times)

            :-* ~~~ ODE To The HAMMER MAIDENS ~~~  :-*

               The VAMPIRES were laughing, out, LOUD,
               Their New Recruit, really, did them, PROUD;
               She infected a whole TOWN,
               Folks thought, Her, a CLOWN;
               In reality, She was, just, WELL-ENDOWED!

           :-* ~~~~~  thrhrt ~~~ :o ~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~  :-*
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5627 on: July 17, 2018, 09:32:57 AM »
           WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,500 times)

      thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

               The Ancient VAMPIRE suffered, from a BAD JOINT,
               Until, Revived, once, again, by a BLOOD-ANOINT;
               With His Fangs, BARED,
               Very Few, Well, FARED;
               Unless, Cross revealed, with Command: "AROINT!"

      thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5628 on: July 20, 2018, 06:40:58 PM »
            WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,853 times)

            :o ~~~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~~~ :angel:

               The JAWS' Shark, BRUCE, voiced, by PETER LORRE,
               Instrumental, as a Plot-Twist, in "FINDING DORY"
               Censors cut out His PART,
               So, much, for HIGH ART;
               Reported, from The Great Beyond, by UNCLE FORRY!

            :o ~~~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~~~ :angel:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5629 on: July 22, 2018, 07:36:33 PM »
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      thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ ;D ~~~~~ thrhrt

               The Night Winds were Wild and FREE,
               They Remind, Me, EXACTLY, of, ME;
               Folks believe, Me, BATS,
               But, that's Where, Its, AT;
               Join, Me, for a BITE, and, You'll SEE!

      thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ ;D ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5630 on: July 31, 2018, 09:28:02 PM »
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     :o ~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

          I REALIZE, That, It's Been SEVERAL DAYS,
          SUMMERTIME, and, Sometimes, I'm DAZED;
          To break this BLIGHT,
          I offer, This, TONIGHT;
          ZOMBIES Munch, on Guts, largely, UNFAZED!

     :o ~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5631 on: August 06, 2018, 06:16:14 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,546 times)

       thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ 8) ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

               The VAMPIRES have gorged, on My BLOOD,
               I, then, drank Theirs; it tasted, like, MUD;
               My Top-hat, I'm DOFFIN',
               Fun, to sleep, in a COFFIN;
               And, watch re-runs, of Bugs & Elmer FUDD!

       thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ 8) ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5632 on: August 07, 2018, 06:05:34 AM »
Count Dracula boarded a train.
A woman demanded his name.
She was the Conductor,
He bit her and sucked her.
Thus giving her his name in vein!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5633 on: August 11, 2018, 07:02:52 PM »
          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,700 times)

         :o ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ :o

               We LAMENT, to See SUMMER, Draw, to an END,
               Hot Sunny Days, our oldest and dearest FRIEND;
               Great Joy, we shall GLEAN,
               Up, Through HALLOWEEN;
               Then, Winter's ice & snow, our minds will BEND!

         :o ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ :o
                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5634 on: August 11, 2018, 07:18:49 PM »
     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,709 times)

    ededed ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

           A Profound Honour, to have PACKY PAUL,
           Fill, in, my LIMERICK ABSENCE and ALL;
           Worse, than UNDEAD,
           He "Fathered" this THREAD;
           Forget Ghost-Busters, Who you gonna CALL?!

    ededed ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Count Dracula boarded a train.
A woman demanded his name.
She was the Conductor,
He bit her and sucked her.
Thus giving her his name in vein!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5635 on: August 12, 2018, 03:34:52 PM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,739 times)

          :-* ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~ ;D ~~~~ 8) ~~~~~~~ :angel:

               She dove, off, of THE GREAT BARRIER REEF,
               Expected, to find CORAL, Not, CORNED BEEF;
               Yet, an Unexpected FEATURE,
               Was an Underwater CREATURE;
               They Married, so, Their Kids could have TEETH!

          :-* ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~ ;D ~~~~ 8) ~~~~~~~ :angel:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5636 on: August 16, 2018, 04:14:44 AM »
           WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,811 times)

     thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~~~ tynhrt

               A Tortured VAMPIRE could, not, "GET IT RIGHT",
               Yet, He would, not, "Give, Up", without a FIGHT;
               The BLOOD that He SOUGHT,
               IT cannot be BOUGHT;
               He took COMMUNION & PERISHED That NIGHT!

     thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~~~ tynhrt
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5637 on: August 23, 2018, 02:46:18 AM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,970 times)

      thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               Their VAMPIRE CLAN decided, to FEAST,
               To swell Their Ranks, by Great INCREASE;
               They got, in the GROOVE,
               Made, ONE, False MOVE;
               Got Decimated, by Van HELSING'S BEAST!

      thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5638 on: August 23, 2018, 09:18:06 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 320,003 times)

        :'( ~~~~~ chain_saw ~~~ 8) ~~~ :P ~~~~~ :laugh:

               SLOWER, than, MOLASSES, "The READS",
               Lest, I WRITE, more, often, then, it BLEEDS;
               To get, back, "On TRACK",
               With, more, Verbal SNACK;
               I'll hope, that, it's Something, You, NEEDS!

        :'( ~~~~~ chain_saw ~~~ 8) ~~~ :P ~~~~~ :laugh:
                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5639 on: September 01, 2018, 06:33:42 PM »
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         :angel: ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~ ;)

               We stand, now, at SEPTEMBER, THE FIRST!
               Summer's heat is, hopefully, passed its WORST;
               TIME goes, on, SPINNING,
               We're Losing & WINNING;
               Our Calendrical Dance is, so, WELL-REHEARSED!

         :angel: ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~ ;)
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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