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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5610 on: June 23, 2018, 06:38:26 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,511 times)

     thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

               COUNT DRACULA Arose, Feeling, So, OLD,
               "Gone, the Endless Nights, of feeling, BOLD;
               After 500 YEARS,
               I am Near TEARS;
               I've lost My True Love & Her Heart, of GOLD."

     thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5611 on: June 24, 2018, 07:13:46 PM »
           WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,597 times)

           thrhrt ~~~~~~~ ;) ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

               COUNT DRACULA'S BRIDE forgot Her PURSE,
               Dr. Van HELSING'S "Find", might prove ADVERSE;
               Then, She got, LUCKY,
               As RENFIELD was, PLUCKY;
               Got Van HELSING, bitten, by a VAMPIRE NURSE!

           thrhrt ~~~~~~~ ;) ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5612 on: June 24, 2018, 07:36:52 PM »

    ***WARNING:  NSFW nor the EASILY OFFENDED!!***
(WW2-era stuff from dad.)

   
        "There once was a lady from Wheeling
         She had a particular feeling
         She laid on her back, opened her crack
         And pissed all over the ceiling!"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5613 on: June 25, 2018, 08:51:34 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,687 times)

      thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Razz

               As the PUMPKINS are, Ripening, on the VINE,
               I have, already, claimed the BIGGEST, as MINE;
               Several months, MORE,
               HALLOWEEN is, in STORE;
               MONSTER-KIDS will sing the Song of New WINE!

       thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Razz
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5614 on: June 26, 2018, 09:29:21 PM »
           WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,770 times)

          Zombie Mad ~~~~~~~ Zombie LOL ~~~~ Zombie Blush ~~~~ Zombie Grin ~~~~~~~ ;)

               THE OLD WITCH had called The GOBLIN, to TASK,
               "Show Some RESPECT! Is it, too, much, to ASK?!"
               "You've had the GALL,
               To say: 'WARTS & ALL';
               Self-Satisfied, in Your Juvenile Humor, You, BASK!"

          Zombie Mad ~~~~~~~ Zombie LOL ~~~~ Zombie Blush ~~~~ Zombie Grin ~~~~~~~ ;)
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5615 on: June 27, 2018, 08:03:45 PM »
           WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,827 times)

         thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt

               The VAMPIRE Clan created a MIXED COVEN,
               With Local WITCHES, for the purpose, of LOVIN';
               While testing Their METTLE,
               In walked Hansel & GRETEL;
               Who baked, both, of those Groups, in the OVEN!

         thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5616 on: June 28, 2018, 08:30:48 PM »
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   thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt

               THE VAMPIRES know, what, BLEEDS,
               As that's, precisely, how, They FEED;
               As Creatures, from HELL,
               With acute sense, of SMELL;
               Undeterred, by, either, Flower, or, WEED.

                  {Save, WOLF'S-BANE & GARLIC}

   thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5617 on: June 29, 2018, 08:54:51 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,957 times)

        hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym

               THE MUMMY had to Steal His CARTOUCHE,
               To keep, it, 'Under Wraps', from The NEWS;
               To Protect His NAME,
               From Front-Page FAME;
               Lest, His Fortunes change, in a "SWOOSH"!

        hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5618 on: June 30, 2018, 07:58:09 PM »
          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,000 times)

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               The VAMPIRE SPECIES, with Intent, ABORNING,
               Got a HUGE SHOCK, Delivered, sans, WARNING;
               When, many, were TURNING,
               They, also, were BURNING;
               In a Crystal-Walled Crypt; It let in The MORNING!

         thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5619 on: July 01, 2018, 07:30:25 PM »
  WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,043 times)

       :blank: ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ ;)

               The FIRST DAY, of JULY, is, upon US!
               As, Good, a Time, as, Any, to FUSS!
               NIGHTS getting, LONGER,
               VAMPIRES are STRONGER;
               For Intestinal Fortitude, Buy a TRUSS!

       :blank: ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ ;)
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5620 on: July 02, 2018, 07:37:23 PM »
          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,100 times)

         :blank: ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ 8)

               There was an ACCURSED GYPSY, named, BELA,
               Who was a, Really, Most, Remarkable, FELLOW;
               'Til, Larry raised CANE,
               To Bash, in, His BRAIN;
               Since, Then, His "Life" became, rather, MELLOW!

          :blank: ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ 8)
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5621 on: July 03, 2018, 07:56:44 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318141 times)

          :angel: ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ ;)

               The old HUNCHBACK walked, to the STORE,
               Promptly, forgot, what He went, there, FOR;
               He carried, only, a SACK,
               As, soon, as, He got BACK;
               He claimed, that, His Poor Back was, SORE!

          :angel: ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ ;)
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5622 on: July 04, 2018, 10:19:24 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,183 times)

        :angel: ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ :angel:

               On JULY, 4th, This Day, of GREAT WORTH,
               FREEDOM, Accessible, to, All, was BIRTHED;
               To the Whole UMA,
               I'd, like, to SAY;
               I pray Your Hearts retain Their Great GIRTH!

        :angel: ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ :angel:
                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5623 on: July 05, 2018, 08:14:42 PM »
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         :angel: ~~~~~ :o ~~~ :angel: ~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :angel:

               'Twas Five Decades, Ago, TONIGHT,
               It delivered a TERRIBLE FRIGHT;
               Rare THUNDERBOLT,
               It gave, Me, a JOLT;
               Hit, by a CAR, yet, B.G.G., ALRIGHT!

         :angel: ~~~~~ :o ~~~ :angel: ~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :angel:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5624 on: July 07, 2018, 08:46:01 PM »
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     tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~ tynhrt ~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ tynhrt

               There, once, was a Miserable GHOST,
               Who haunted a ZOMBIE, His HOST;
               Made a New PYRE,
               Set ZOMBIE, AFIRE;
               Now, in the Graveyard, He's TOAST!

     tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~ tynhrt ~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ tynhrt
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