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Topic: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 405398 times)
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5595 on:
June 07, 2018, 08:19:41 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 315,385 times)
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BATS, Rats, Spiders & Flies, Appeared, in DROVES,
Called, by COUNT DRACULA, from Castle ALCOVES,
Like, MAGIC, APPEARING,
Left, Onlookers, A-FEARING;
Save, RENFIELD, Who, spiced, them, with CLOVES!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5596 on:
June 08, 2018, 08:04:59 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 315,770 times)
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THE MONSTERS will, Seldom, RELENT,
RARER, still, Their DESIRE, to REPENT;
It's, Always, about, MORE,
Whether, BLOOD, or, GORE;
It's the only time, They seem CONTENT!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5597 on:
June 09, 2018, 07:08:12 PM »
WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 316,143 times)
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There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, TELLY,
Who's, Lack, of HYGIENE, left, Him, SMELLY;
Each night, in His CRYPT,
For this snack, He FLIPPED;
A Macabre 'Substitute' Peanut Butter & JELLY!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5598 on:
June 10, 2018, 07:05:55 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 316,511 times)
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That Ancient, Greek, VAMPIRE, ANTIGONE,
Centuries, later, fell, madly, in Love, with ME;
Our life, Hunted and HARRIED,
She was, already, MARRIED;
She was, brought, up, on charges, of BIGAMY!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5599 on:
June 11, 2018, 01:22:02 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 316,803 times)
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THE WEREWOLF, OF LONDON was COOL,
He "did, not, suffer, Gladly, Any, FOOLS!"
He thought Dr. YOGAMI,
To be, rather, BALMY;
Stealing Dr. G's FLOWERS led, to a DUEL!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5600 on:
June 12, 2018, 08:46:06 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 316,853 times)
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There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named MOE,
One, whom, "on the uptake", was, "SLOW";
New, to Undead 'LIFE',
Tried, to Bite, His WIFE;
She staked, Him, while, telling, Him, "NO!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5601 on:
June 13, 2018, 06:08:50 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 316,950 times)
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In the SAME WAY, in which, VAMPIRES, FEED,
This ARMY'S HUNGER, is, Based, upon NEED;
By ye Ghost, o' James WHALE,
We shalt, soon, Tip the SCALE;
3-HUNDRED & 17,000; in a mere 50 READS!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5602 on:
June 14, 2018, 09:26:44 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,000 times)
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Each MONSTER keeps Its Own, SPECIAL, CREED,
Like, the Strange colors, of the Blood, they BLEED;
Whether, Winged or BIPEDAL,
They Manufacture Great EVIL;
They are, ultimately, the Horrors, of which We READ!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5603 on:
June 16, 2018, 08:13:11 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,057 times)
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THE DINOSAURS didn't know Their "TIME WAS UP",
Neither, VENERABLE TRICERATOPS, Nor, T-REX PUP;
From, far, Outer SPACE,
To Smash Earth's FACE;
A LONE, GIANT, ASTEROID, in ONE, SINGLE, DROP!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5604 on:
June 17, 2018, 05:05:51 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,103 times)
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There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, MOORE,
Who's escape was, to 'melt', through the FLOOR;
Didn't know, where, He WENT,
He's, now, Trapped, in CEMENT;
Slight misjudgement proved His reasoning, POOR!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5605 on:
June 18, 2018, 07:52:00 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,157 times)
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The CLASSIC MONSTERS follow a Special MOTIF,
To be a True Fan implies having a TOTAL BELIEF;
When you see the MOUTH,
Is when, things, "GO, SOUTH";
Unlike, NORMAL Humans, THEY have MO' TEETH!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5606 on:
June 19, 2018, 07:40:12 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,231 times)
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THE MUMMY, touted, as, being, TOO, RECKLESS,
Odd, as mild-mannered, He was called, FECKLESS;
Sought, Him, a WIFE,
Raised, up, His KNIFE;
ISIS came, to LIFE, which, Left, Him, DRECKLESS!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5607 on:
June 20, 2018, 12:49:55 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,271 times)
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That VILE VAMPIRE was, Both, CAD AND BOUNDER,
He'd turn His VICTIMS' BODIES, into 3/4-POUNDERS;
He bragged, of this FEAT,
Made a Fortune, in MEAT;
Got, Himself, STAKED, Tasted, rather, like, FLOUNDER!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Reply #5608 on:
June 21, 2018, 06:25:59 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,371 times)
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There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, MICK,
Hard time, finding Blood, out, in the STICKS;
He used His ALLURE,
To Lure old LEMURS,
Slow on the Uptake & Fooled by His TRICKS.
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Reply #5609 on:
June 22, 2018, 09:32:04 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,431 times)
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THAT MAD WEREWOLF was HOWLING, All, NIGHT,
The VILLAGERS were, All, SPOOKED, with FRIGHT;
No one was HURT,
Save, Ernie... or, BERT;
Discovered His Bark was, not, Worse, than His BITE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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