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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5580 on: May 22, 2018, 09:25:52 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 313,173 times)

  thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

               A New Maid, unsuspecting, was, TRAPPED,
               In the VAMPIRES' Den, in, BATS, FLAPPED;
               Assumed Human FORM,
               As, if, it were the NORM;
               To tidy, up, 'loose ends', Blood was SAPPED!

  thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5581 on: May 23, 2018, 07:54:42 PM »
     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 313,259 times)

        tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ :o ~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               The HAINTS flew, out, of Their GRAVES,
               To scare the Living, and, make WAVES;
               "They'll, not, forget US,
               As We've vomited PUS;
               To make, Them, Our Mindless SLAVES!"

        tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ :o ~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5582 on: May 24, 2018, 08:44:17 PM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 313,313 times)

         Zombie Nuetral ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ Zombie In Luv ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ :o

               THE ZOMBIE Married a very, Sweet, VAMPIRE,
               To protect, Her, from STAKE, CROSS and FIRE;
               His LOVE was UNFEIGNED,
               More, HEART, than, BRAINS;
               From Their 'WORK', They shall, Never, RETIRE!

         Zombie Nuetral ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ Zombie In Luv ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ :o
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5583 on: May 25, 2018, 07:15:18 PM »
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        :blank: ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ >:D ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ 8)

               The WEREWOLF tripped, over the CLIFF,
               Strong Winds, luckily, gave, Him, a LIFT;
               Feet, firm, on the SOIL,
               He attacked a MOYLE;
               Who, before Dying, gave, Him, a GIFT!

        :blank: ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ >:D ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ 8)
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5584 on: May 26, 2018, 08:13:28 PM »
     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 313,515 times)

    :angel: ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :'(

               The MONSTER had, just, Found a FRIEND,
               Who would Help, His poor heart, to MEND;
               'Twas Heaven, on EARTH,
               Days, of Genuine MIRTH;
               'Til He learned, all, Good Things must END!

    :angel: ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :'(
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5585 on: May 27, 2018, 08:33:05 PM »
     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 313,655 times)

   thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~  hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               "I am COUNT DRACULA, your New HOST,
               You look, like, you're Scared, by a GHOST;
               I might appear, PALE,
               Yet, I shall, not, FAIL;
               To prove, if, you wrong, Me, you're TOAST!"

   thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~  hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5586 on: May 29, 2018, 08:11:25 PM »
      WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 313,953 times)

          hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ :laugh:

               THE MUMMY was Showing,  SIGNS, of MOLD,
               "That's, PROOF, that, I am getting, too, OLD;
               With Blessings, of RA,
               I'll move, to FLORIDA;
               In The FOUNTAIN, bathe, for Youth, UNTOLD!"

          hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ :laugh:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5587 on: May 30, 2018, 06:54:12 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 314,125 times)

         hmjfym ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               THE BLOB couldn't contain His DROOL,
               A STADIUM, filled, with YUMMY "FUEL";
               He ate, 'til He BURST!
               But, that's, not, the WORST;
               'Twas the Horrid STENCH, of His STOOL!

         hmjfym ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5588 on: May 31, 2018, 08:41:10 PM »
            WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 314,234 times)

         tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ ;D

               In ye Alde, MANOR, Ye GHOSTS wert HOSPITABLE,
               Ye VAMPIRES, tho', wert, oft, Most, DESPICABLE;
               Set, within a MARSH,
               Ye Nights wert HARSH;
               Guests departeth Ye Premises, Quite, AMICABLE!

         tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ ;D
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5589 on: June 01, 2018, 06:24:14 PM »
            WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 314,368 times)

            :o ~~~~~~~ >:D ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~~~ :'(

               SWEENEY TODD'S "Art" became, famously, VISCERAL,
               MEAT PIES, of a Source, undetected, yet, PASSABLE,
               Until, alerted, by COPS,
               Police busted His CHOPS;
               Using, as Main EVIDENCE, His Infamous CASSEROLE!

             :o ~~~~~~~ >:D ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~~~ :'(
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5590 on: June 02, 2018, 09:15:01 AM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 314,444 times)

     thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ :'(

               THE MONSTERS became, INFAMOUS, for GORE,
               Exploits, left, Stunned Viewers, wanting, MORE;
               Offers, some, EXPLANATION,
               Why, some, POPULATION'S,
               Ability, to separate Truth, from, Lie, is so, POOR.

     thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ :'(
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5591 on: June 03, 2018, 02:03:43 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 314,555 times)

       thrhrt ~~~ ededed ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ ededed ~~~ Zombie Shocked

               THE MONSTER broke, up, Their PARTY,
               THE VAMPIRES were being, too, ARTSY;
               "We do, that, for FREE,
               It's called: 'ART-EREE'!"
               That's, why, FRANKENSTEIN got FARTY!

       thrhrt ~~~ ededed ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ ededed ~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5592 on: June 04, 2018, 05:22:17 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 314,714 times)

        Zombie Cool ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~~~ :angel:

               THE ZOMBIE looks, so, GROSS, Eating FLESH,
               He scares, Me, yet, I watch, Him, AFRESH;
               I Hide, UNDERGROUND,
               So, I, can't, be FOUND;
               My Dung-Heap Hide-Out, He, won't, THRESH!

        Zombie Cool ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~~~ :angel:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5593 on: June 05, 2018, 07:32:56 PM »
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         thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt

               There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, PAT,
               Who wore, only, a Black Cape and TOP HAT;
               Some thought, Him, "ARTY",
               And, Great Fun, at PARTIES;
               Made you feel, at home, right, off, the BAT!

         thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5594 on: June 06, 2018, 08:47:57 PM »
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      tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt

               THE WILL-O'-THE-WISP stood, CRYING,
               The Green Season, about, Him, was, FLYING;
               "I, just, did, not, MEAN,
               To, thus, vent My SPLEEN;
               But, if, I'd said, I was Happy, I'd be LYING!"

      tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt
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