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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5565 on: May 04, 2018, 06:44:01 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 311,771 times)

      hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ Zombie LOL ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym

               WALPURGIS-NACHT came, and, it, WENT,
               Gave WITCHES 1, more, Chance, to VENT;
               The Cost, of New BROOMS,
               Hovels, out, in The GLOOM;
               Which, Now, They can put, up, for RENT!

      hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ Zombie LOL ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5566 on: May 05, 2018, 03:09:01 PM »
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        :-* ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ tynhrt

               THE BRIDE, "ALIVE", screamed, at Her MATE,
               He could see, They wouldn't get, along, GREAT;
               He'd done His very BEST;
               "She hate, Me, like, the REST!"
               His next Action would, forever, cease Her HATE.

        :-* ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5567 on: May 06, 2018, 06:41:29 PM »
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     hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :-*

               This Weekend has, all, but, DRIED, UP,
               So, Tomorrow, WORK refills Our CUP;
               Of yearnin' & PRAYIN',
               Hey, I'm, just, SAYIN';
               ONLY, FIVE DAYS, To Go, Until: "YUP!"

     hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :-*
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5568 on: May 07, 2018, 07:55:36 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 312,031 times)

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               There was, Almost, a VAMPIRE, named, MARK,
               Who perished, due, to a Myocardial INFARCT;
               It happened, at His WAKE,
               Friends pounded a STAKE;
               Into His HEART - the Result was, quite, STARK!

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5569 on: May 08, 2018, 06:42:57 PM »
      WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 312,090 times)

   Zombie LOL ~~~~~ Zombie In Luv ~~~~~ Zombie Confused ~~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               THE ZOMBIES were, not, very, WISE,
               Convinced, that, they'd won a PRIZE;
               They went, to COLLECT,
               But, got, No, RESPECT;
               HEAD SHOTS; everyone, of Them, DIES!

   Zombie LOL ~~~~~ Zombie In Luv ~~~~~ Zombie Confused ~~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5570 on: May 09, 2018, 07:38:17 PM »
            WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 312,200 times)

           :o ~~~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~~~ ;)

               THE RAVEN Quoth: "NEVERMORE", &, then: "CAW"!
               As He, like, Us, sails, through the Mid-Week BLAHS;
               In a, mere, Two, Days, MORE,
               We'll LOVE, What's, in STORE;
               Another WEEK-END, filled, with "Oohs" & "AAHHHS"!

            :o ~~~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~~~ ;)
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5571 on: May 10, 2018, 08:53:42 PM »
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 :blank: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ u6juu ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               THE WEREWOLF was, OUT, OF CONTROL,
               DEVOURING His Hapless PREY, WHOLE;
               "This is My CHANCE,
               To hell, with NUANCE!
               As a MONSTER Legend, I Take, No, BULL!"

 :blank: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ u6juu ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5572 on: May 11, 2018, 08:03:58 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 312,342 times)

            :o ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ;D

               THE DINOSAURS, lasted, Millions, of YEARS,
               We've, no, Record, of Their Fossilized TEARS;
               While, We, in Our MEDIA,
               Prove, We're, TEDIOUS;
               As We drench Our Dark Sorrows, with BEERS!

            :o ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ;D
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5573 on: May 12, 2018, 05:01:58 PM »
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        :blank: ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt

               The DAWNING'S LIGHT, so, Abruptly, BROKE,
               Caught The VAMPIRES, like, so, much, SMOKE;
               Gasps and SCREAMS,
               Truncated DREAMS;
               PILES, of ASHES, like, some, STRANGE, JOKE!

        :blank: ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5574 on: May 13, 2018, 03:01:07 PM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 312,471 times)

     ededed ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :'(

               DOC PRETORIUS was an olde, drunken, SOT,
               His weakness, for GIN, oft, got, him, CAUGHT;
               To Create THE BRIDE,
               Was One, Wild, RIDE;
               Its UNHAPPY ENDING, left, Him, with NAUGHT!

      ededed ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :'(
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5575 on: May 15, 2018, 06:53:31 PM »
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       tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~~~ :o

               THE GHOST, angrily, Berated THE VILE GHOUL,
               "Not, since, My death, have I met, such, a FOOL;
               It's, Impossible, to SAVE,
               You've Eaten, from My GRAVE;
               I'm 'Passing, Through', as a Part, of Your STOOL!"

       tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~~~ :o
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5576 on: May 16, 2018, 07:48:00 PM »
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         thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

               COUNT DRACULA'S Crypt, the Sun, going, DOWN,
               Poor, Crazy, RENFIELD Opts, to play The CLOWN;
               Empty Coffin, to HIDE,
               Oops! There's a BRIDE;
               She wore a Big Smile, but, DRAC, wore a FROWN!

         thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5577 on: May 19, 2018, 05:32:45 PM »
              WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 312,903 times)

           :o ~~~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

               No, Word, from me, in the past Forty-Eight HOURS,
               I'm, too, busy, adapting, to My, New, SUPERPOWERS;
               I can Walk & Chew GUM,
               Panhandle, like, a BUM;
               Or, Turn, into a BAT, &, Fly, from My Castle TOWER!

           :o ~~~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5578 on: May 20, 2018, 03:20:01 PM »
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      Zombie Cool ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ tynhrt

               The CREATURE crawled, out, of a LAKE,
               The TOURISTS declared: "He's a FAKE!"
               They started, to SWARM,
               It Heated, way, past, WARM;
               All, Devoured, by His ANACONDA SNAKE!

      Zombie Cool ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5579 on: May 21, 2018, 06:57:26 PM »
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        ;D ~~~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :angel:

               LIMERICKS are the UMA's "STAB", at PUNDOM,
               Content, of those Five Lines, are a CONUNDRUM;
               In, all, of Our GLORY,
               We rival Uncle FORRY;
               And, sadly, some, of them, Elicit: "PUN? DUMB!"

        ;D ~~~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :angel:
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