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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5550 on: April 19, 2018, 07:35:45 PM »
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       thrhrt ~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ thrhrt

               RENFIELD had Desired, to go, on a QUEST,
               VLAD said: "Does, that, mean, Going WEST?"
               In Lieu, of REPLY,
               He Munched, on a FLY;
               Saying: "No, I'll, play, it, close, to the VEST."

       thrhrt ~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5551 on: April 20, 2018, 07:41:07 PM »
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      Zombie Razz ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :D ~~~~~ hmjfym

               A GIANT INSECT, of, such, Pure, EVIL,
               It looked, like, a MUTANT BOLL WEEVIL;
               A Child saved the DAY,
               Had a Can, of Bug SPRAY;
               Rendered This MONSTER, ILL & FEEBLE!

      Zombie Razz ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :D ~~~~~ hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5552 on: April 21, 2018, 09:02:23 PM »
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     thrhrt ~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               THE VAMPIRE had, sealed, His own DOOM,
               He, never, should have, left, That ROOM;
               Outside, Day, DAWNED!
               Fare-Well, Hell-SPAWN!
               We'll sweep, up, His ashes, with a BROOM!

     thrhrt ~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5553 on: April 22, 2018, 04:52:18 PM »
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    hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym

               THE GHOUL sat, there, Eating His PREY,
               Another Ancient Tomb, robbed, that, DAY;
               His Unholy FEAST,
               Marks, Him, a BEAST;
               No MUMMIES' CURSE keeps, Him, AWAY!

    hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5554 on: April 23, 2018, 08:48:24 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 310,510 times)

        Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ Zombie Confused ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               THE BLOB, just, kept, on, GETTING, FATTER,
               "I, really, don't know, what, is the MATTER!"
               "It's a Taste DECISION,
               To Eat POLITICIANS;
               Their 'Hot Air' blows, Me, up, like, a BLADDER!"

        Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ Zombie Confused ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5555 on: April 24, 2018, 07:01:47 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 310,622 times)

         Zombie Cool ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ tynhrt

               Ravenous ZOMBIES Appeared, after DARK,
               Their prospects, for "Carry-Out", quite, STARK;
               Searching Back ALLEYS,
               Ran, into The O'MALLEYS;
               LEPRECHAUNS, who Disappeared, for a LARK!

         Zombie Cool ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5556 on: April 25, 2018, 09:24:44 PM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 310,777 times)

       thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~  >:(

               THE THREE MONSTERS created Their FORUM,
               DRAC, FRANK and LARRY, Rich, in DECORUM;
               Their Legends, CLASSIC,
               Not, Pickled, like, VLASIC;
               They'd seen, Such, before, &, DEPLORED 'EM!

       thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~  >:(
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5557 on: April 26, 2018, 07:51:36 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 310,925 times)

        tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :-[

               The Sad GHOST, in Her GRAVE, sat, ALONE,
               "I've naught, left, now, save, SKIN & BONE;
               My Earth-life, I Fear, IT,
               No one comes, Near, IT;
               The Writing's, even, worn, off, The STONE."

        tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :-[
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5558 on: April 27, 2018, 10:28:40 PM »
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       tynhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               We're, Now, HALF-WAY, away, from The FALL,
               TIME, Again, to, REALLY, get, "On The BALL";
               My INTERNAL VOICES,
               Voice, so, many, CHOICES;
               For HALLOWEEN! I, just, might, be, Them, ALL!

       tynhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5559 on: April 28, 2018, 08:41:35 PM »
     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 311,151 times)

 ededed ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ededed

               THE MONSTER sought, to have, FUN,
               "HORRIBLE, having, to be, 'On The RUN'!"
               He's, Totally, BARMY,
               In our U.M. ARMY;
               Writes LIMERICKS, 'cos, He likes, to PUN!

 ededed ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ededed
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5560 on: April 29, 2018, 05:15:39 PM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 311,231 times)

         thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt

               A Vampire's Castle, with Cobweb, FESTOONED,
               A Lone, Poor, Traveler, after Dark, MAROONED;
               Sounds, glide, over STONE,
               Proving, He's, Not, ALONE;
               Decades, later, such, a Scene, is, LAMPOONED.

         thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5561 on: April 30, 2018, 06:26:19 PM »
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     Zombie In Luv ~~~~~ Zombie Razz ~~~~ Zombie Mad ~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie LOL

               THE ZOMBIES were Creating The STEW,
               Using LEFT-OVERS, of, All, Their GRUE;
               "We toss, in a SPICE,
               The Droppings, of MICE;
               Which makes, Us, turn, a lovely BLUE!"

     Zombie In Luv ~~~~~ Zombie Razz ~~~~ Zombie Mad ~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie LOL
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5562 on: May 01, 2018, 07:53:13 PM »
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         :blank: ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ :'(

               The Lone MUMMY was, out, in the SANDS,
               Of EGYPT, where, He made His DEMANDS;
               "I'm, tired, of this CRAP,
               I'm, in need, of New WRAP;
               & TANA Leaves, that don't come, in CANS!"

          :blank: ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ :'(
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5563 on: May 02, 2018, 08:48:49 PM »
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         thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ >:( ~~~~~  hmjfym

               THE VAMPIRE CLAN had started a CHOIR,
               Melodious Voices, like, Birds, on the WIRE;
               They put, on, a SHOW,
               The Audience did KNOW;
               Their last Song would be Sung, on the PYRE!

         thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ >:( ~~~~~  hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5564 on: May 03, 2018, 09:35:21 PM »
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         thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt

               This night's hour, hath, grown, rather, LATE,
               I shouldst, be, Asleep, yet, 'tis My FATE;
               As, in, through, My DOOR,
               A BAT, fell, to My FLOOR;
               Transformed, into a Lovely Lady, called KATE!

         thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt
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