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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5535 on: April 02, 2018, 08:37:08 PM »
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 thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ thrhrt

              No matter, what, Others might SAY,
              The VAMPIRES come, out, to PLAY;
              Whence comes the NIGHT,
              They fly, out, for a BITE;
              Eat GARLIC, Raw & wait, for the DAY!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5536 on: April 04, 2018, 09:20:10 PM »
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     :-[ ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :angel:

               I guess, I, just, missed, YESTERDAY!
               Somehow, the TIME, Drifted, AWAY!
               The ZOMBIES, so, HUNGRY,
               Like, Wasps, that, Stung, ME;
               Ate My BRAIN, so, I wear a TOUPEE!

     :-[ ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :angel:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5537 on: April 05, 2018, 09:48:49 PM »
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       :angel: ~~~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~~~ :o

               There, once, was a SPIRIT, named, SHERRIE,
               Who became an APPRENTICE TOOTH FAERIE;
               With PLIERS, in HAND,
               She was, not, in DEMAND;
               But, seeing a Tooth, to Pull, She'd, not, TARRY!

       :angel: ~~~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~~~ :o
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5538 on: April 06, 2018, 09:39:49 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 309,070 times)

        hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym

               THESE, are, STRANGE, TIMES, and, It SHOWS,
               SPRING is, LAVISHLY, WILD, amidst SNOWS;
               The MUMMY, RETURNS,
               Yet, doth, still, YEARN;
               For Ancient Egypt, where, only, Sand, BLOWS!

        hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5539 on: April 07, 2018, 07:46:59 PM »
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        :'( ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie LOL

               I look, outside, tonight, while it SNOWS,
               WINTER'S Final Return? It, really, BLOWS;
               One, last, RESORT,
               To make a Snow FORT;
               For My friend, the YETI, to follow His NOSE.

        :'( ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ Zombie LOL
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5540 on: April 08, 2018, 03:11:51 PM »
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           :'( ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ C:) ~~~~~ >:D

               This Oddly-Weathered Weekend, SPENT,
               My Weed-Bed Yard, not, a, single, DENT;
               Wish I had the TIME,
               & Commit a Major CRIME;
               I'd kill, them, all, &, to h*ll, they be SENT!

           :'( ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ C:) ~~~~~ >:D
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5541 on: April 09, 2018, 07:30:02 PM »
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        :o ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~ ??? ~~~ Zombie Razz ~~~~~~~ :angel:

            Hath yon UMA LIMERICK BEAST been, QUELLED,
            Some say, that, They'd heard Its DEATH-KNELL;
            All, Rumours and LIES,
            Said Beast doth DESPISE;
            I can, see, that, It, Is, still, getting, on, SWELL!

        :o ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~ ??? ~~~ Zombie Razz ~~~~~~~ :angel:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5542 on: April 10, 2018, 06:20:27 PM »
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      :blank: ~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~ :o ~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

           TODAY'S WARMTH, felt, just, like, SPRING,
           As Flowers are, Blooming, and, Birdies, SING;
           But, that's, not, ALL,
           For, after NIGHTFALL;
           Our pulsating Blood is the Vampire's "THING"!

      :blank: ~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~ :o ~~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5543 on: April 11, 2018, 08:14:15 PM »
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      :'( ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ tynhrt

               GREAT SORROW, was, The Ultimate COST,
               When, THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE, LOST;
               Last words, They UTTERED,
               "No! We've been BUTTERED;
               With Steak & Onions: DOUBLE-CROSSED!"

      :'( ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5544 on: April 12, 2018, 07:28:20 PM »
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     :blank: ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ hmjfym

               The Leaves, reappearing, on TREES,
               The Air, filled, with Birds and BEES;
               These warm days, a WONDER,
               Next week, Nature's BLUNDER;
               As THE YETI, Returns, upon SKIS!!!

     :blank: ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5545 on: April 13, 2018, 06:06:46 PM »
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      hmjfym ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ :angel:

               That EVIL TROLL, lay, hidden, in WAIT,
               For a Victim, to come, through His GATE;
               Next, showed, up, a DRAGON,
               Who, sure, 'Fixed, His WAGON';
               Mysterious, ain't it; the Workings, of FATE!

      hmjfym ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~ :angel:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5546 on: April 15, 2018, 03:31:30 PM »
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    thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

           The VAMPIRES approached my bed, NIGHTLY,
           Drawing, closer, breathing, ever, so, SLIGHTLY;
           To Me, they're, all, DROSS,
           So, I pulled, out, My CROSS;
           As Their ASHES piled, up, I said: "BITE ME!"

    thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5547 on: April 16, 2018, 07:41:22 PM »
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        Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie Confused ~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~  tynhrt

              THE ZOMBIES were, Trapped, in the SNOWS,
              So, COLD, They lost Four Limbs, and, a NOSE;
              When They started a FIRE,
              It became a Raging PYRE;
              Along, with Their Ashes, Their SPIRITS, AROSE!

        Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie Confused ~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~  tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5548 on: April 17, 2018, 07:31:38 PM »
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 ededed ~~~~~ :o ~~~ ededed ~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ededed

               THE MONSTER, decided, to LEAVE,
               "I, don't, care, what, you, BELIEVE!"
               "I'm, treated, so, BADLY,"
               Said He, rather, SADLY;
               My Heart feels, more, like, a SIEVE!"

 ededed ~~~~~ :o ~~~ ededed ~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ededed
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5549 on: April 18, 2018, 07:01:20 PM »
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         :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ Zombie Alien

               THE CYCLOPS had, just, Roasted a SAILOR,
               In a Way, reminiscent, of VLAD, The IMPALER;
               The Victim, quite, GOTH,
               Yet, Man, of the CLOTH;
               CYCLOPS Relished, Consuming, This TAILOR!

         :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ Zombie Alien
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