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Title: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: fmofmpls on January 21, 2008, 06:57:03 PM
I know this is sexist. But what the heck .. we're an army here with needs.

You will need to vote before you will be able to see the results.
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Meek on January 21, 2008, 07:24:25 PM

    Gee Terry, I wonder why you put Helen Chandler at the top of the list?

    I think you need professional help with your fixation---your lady wife is well struck(and I mean that in a nice way i.e. durned good looking)

     "Meek"(sexy time indeed)
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: fmofmpls on January 21, 2008, 07:30:07 PM
Aw .. your right Meek. And she does indulge my Helen fetish by dressing up as Mina. Giovanna deserves better. And I deserve Helen Chandler.  ;D
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Tom Smith Monsternut on January 21, 2008, 07:32:06 PM
Helen Chandler ?

Sure she had a beautiful face but she could not fill out a white bathing suit out like Julie did  ;D

Tom
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Dr.Terror on January 21, 2008, 07:49:52 PM
My #1 and #2 are not on that list , Carol Borland and Barbara Steele, so I picked my #3 Miss Elsa Lanchester.


Luna...MMMmmmmmmmmm

(http://ghrbrd.free.fr/cborland.jpg)
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: poseablemonster on January 21, 2008, 07:53:50 PM
Oh, dear Lord...Barbara Steele.  That's NICE! :o
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: The Drunken Severed Head on January 21, 2008, 08:35:12 PM
Quote from: fmofmpls on January 21, 2008, 06:57:03 PM
You will need to vote before you will be able to see the results.

I was disappointed to see that, as I know that there are members who might not want to "shag" anyone listed, but might want want to see the results. (Jane the Voodoo Queen, for example.) But fortunately I was able to see the results before voting!
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: NekroDave on January 21, 2008, 10:07:18 PM
I went with Evelyn Ankers. Not really sure why. From that list, there really wasn't one that excited me more than another.

I'm not sure if she's got the cinematic body of work to truly warrant inclusion, but my #1 choice would have been Carolyn Jones!

Morticia > all others
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: ProfGriffin on January 23, 2008, 02:45:01 PM
Went with Elsa...spunky, funny, naughty Irish girl.  Oh the fun we'd have, the drinks we'd drink, the smokes we'd smoke!

Shes bawdy baby!  Va-Va-Va-Voom!
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: michblk on January 23, 2008, 05:20:50 PM
Terry, I hope your poll is based upon what they looked like in the movies and not what they look like today.  :o

I give Ms Adams and the White Bathing suit my vote.  Mara Corday and Terry Moore would be on my list.   I could also list several more.  Maybe I just have a problem with my hormones...

BK
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: mike c on January 24, 2008, 01:02:02 AM
Quote from: ProfGriffin on January 23, 2008, 02:45:01 PM
Went with Elsa...spunky, funny, naughty Irish girl.  Oh the fun we'd have, the drinks we'd drink, the smokes we'd smoke!

Shes bawdy baby!  Va-Va-Va-Voom!


My thinking too. Was she as classically gorgeous as Fay Wray or Evelyn Ankers? Nope.
Did she seem a thousand times more FUN and REAL?
Oh hell yeah.
And there are a few shots of her in Bride make up that are always, will always, be gorgeous to my eyes. Those sleepy eyes, that neck... yum.
Julie Adams is a VERY close second but Elsa... yep. Damn.

Mike C.

P.S. Which makes me more of a geek... taking part in a poll about old monster movie chicks I'd like to bag, or pointing out that the YOUR in the title of the thread really ought to be YOU'RE and it should be fixed because it's irking me?
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: ProfGriffin on January 24, 2008, 10:26:16 AM
Yeah, Elsa's my girl.

She can be strikengly beautiful

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/ProfGriffin/Lanchester20Elsa20Naughty20Marietta.jpg)

Glamorous and mysterious

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/ProfGriffin/12620.jpg)

And just plain wacky and naughty

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/ProfGriffin/3351266.jpg)
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: fmofmpls on January 24, 2008, 03:11:17 PM
Mike. Irk no more. I corrected the typo in the topic header. There .. now your a geek strictly for taking part in a poll about old monster movie chicks I'd like to bag.  ;)

Thanks for the correction.
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: fmofmpls on January 24, 2008, 03:16:35 PM
Dear Professor. You make a great case for sweet Elsa. She does indeed seem like a woman who likes to have a good time. Both naughty and nice. Good call Griffin.

Need I remind you of the evidence?

(http://universalmonsterarmy.com/Unwrapped.jpg)

Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: ProfGriffin on January 24, 2008, 04:15:57 PM
No need to remind me Terry..I have that picture framed and hanging in my monster room...(in the closet away from 6-year old eyes) but not mine!
Ah, if only!

Let me guess...you voted for Helen?

Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: fmofmpls on January 24, 2008, 04:56:44 PM
Quote from: ProfGriffin on January 24, 2008, 04:15:57 PM
Let me guess...you voted for Helen?


Voted for her? How could I not? She's come for me! See for yourself - http://universalmonsterarmy.com/forum/index.php?topic=645.0
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: packy120353 on January 24, 2008, 09:46:11 PM
When I was (an actual) a kid they weren't called horror movies, they were called MONSTER movies. As such "The Time Machine" (1960) qualified because of those wonderful Morlocks. Then and still, I name Yvette Mimieux  my first monster lady crush!  "What's your name?"...."Wee-NA" Oh reconstitute me!
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: packy120353 on January 24, 2008, 09:51:13 PM
(http://www.colemanzone.com/images/morlock1.jpg)
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: ProfGriffin on January 25, 2008, 11:08:29 AM
Quote from: poseablemonster on January 21, 2008, 07:53:50 PM
Oh, dear Lord...Barbara Steele.  That's NICE! :o


Yes...yes it is.

Ms. Steele won't return my calls!  LOL.

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/ProfGriffin/BSteelepit.jpg)
Title: Re: Horror Actress Your Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: poseablemonster on January 28, 2008, 04:59:21 PM
Quote from: ProfGriffin on January 25, 2008, 11:08:29 AM
Yes...yes it is.

Ms. Steele won't return my calls!  LOL.

([url]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/ProfGriffin/BSteelepit.jpg[/url])

It's OK.  She doesn't return mine, either.  I guess she's my favorite "Scream Queen".  I like a lot of them, but she has a certain look about her that puts her slightly above the rest.
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Toy Ranch on January 29, 2008, 07:02:35 AM
Barbara Steele is way at the top of the list.  Even with holes in her face she'd be at the top of the list.

(http://bavatuesdays.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/blacksunday.jpg)

Elsa Lanchester and Vampira as well.

Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 02, 2012, 11:32:29 PM
Fay RAY
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Fester on December 03, 2012, 12:59:15 AM
Quote from: marsattacks666 on December 02, 2012, 11:32:29 PM
Fay RAY

I saw him/her at a club in San Francisco in my younger days.  ::)
Performed with Mylar Blacque,  Hecklina, and Pollo Del Mar at The Tranny Shack . . .
Still can't hear "Copacabana" without tearing up a little . . . ;)
But I digress.

"Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag"   Gonna have to be none of the above.  Mrs Fester, AKA, She Who Must Be Obeyed wouldn't let me have a hall pass. :'(

In my dreams?  Gotta be Elsa.

Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 03, 2012, 02:59:59 AM
Quote from: Fester on December 03, 2012, 12:59:15 AM
I saw him/her at a club in San Francisco in my younger days.  ::)
Performed with Mylar Blacque,  Hecklina, and Pollo Del Mar at The Tranny Shack . . .
Still can't hear "Copacabana" without tearing up a little . . . ;)
But I digress.

"Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag"   Gonna have to be none of the above.  Mrs Fester, AKA, She Who Must Be Obeyed wouldn't let me have a hall pass. :'(

In my dreams?  Gotta be Elsa.


Omgoodness! I meant Wray. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Dr. Madd on December 03, 2012, 03:44:21 AM
Assuming they weren't dead, and that I was not married and I was in some kind of time warp, In my opinion, the sexiest actresses in horror cinema-

1. Elsa Lanchester
2. Gloria Stewart
3. Nan Grey
4. Heather Langenkampf
5. Elvira
6. Judith O'Dea
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 03, 2012, 04:09:54 AM
Quote from: Dr. Madd on December 03, 2012, 03:44:21 AM
Assuming they weren't dead, and that I was not married and I was in some kind of time warp, In my opinion, the sexiest actresses in horror cinema-

1. Elsa Lanchester
2. Gloria Stewart
3. Nan Grey
4. Heather Langenkampf
5. Elvira
6. Judith O'Dea


Really, Judith O' Dea?
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Dr. Madd on December 03, 2012, 04:15:56 AM
Why not?
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 03, 2012, 04:53:36 AM
Quote from: Dr. Madd on December 03, 2012, 04:15:56 AM
Why not?


Sorry, not hot. But....better looking than Elsa Lanchester.
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Count_Zirock on December 03, 2012, 05:33:35 AM
I voted for Helen Chandler, too. I always thought she had an ethereal, fragile beauty. Her eyes were magnificent!
But, my ultimate fanboy crush is a space vixen: Jean Rogers, the original Dale Arden.
(http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Rogers,%20Jean/Rogers,%20Jean_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: RedKing on December 03, 2012, 02:18:45 PM
Barbara Steele all the way!!
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 04, 2012, 07:30:22 AM
Quote from: RedKing on December 03, 2012, 02:18:45 PM
Barbara Steele all the way!!



Mmmmmmmm! Especially in Black Sunday ( Mask of Satan)
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Ghost on December 04, 2012, 11:42:20 AM
Having appeared in several horror movies I'd say Caroline Munro in her heyday

(http://img4.allvoices.com/thumbs/image/609/480/76102088-caroline-munro.jpg)

Dracula and Dr. Phibes agree with me

(http://www.altfg.com/Stars/photo-actors-c/christopher-lee-dracula-caroline-munro.jpg)

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbgkhWKBH1qev2zx.jpg)





Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Hepcat on December 04, 2012, 02:43:15 PM
Quote from: packy120353 on January 24, 2008, 09:46:11 PM
When I was (an actual) a kid they weren't called horror movies, they were called MONSTER movies. As such "The Time Machine" (1960) qualified because of those wonderful Morlocks. Then and still, I name Yvette Mimieux  my first monster lady crush!  "What's your name?"...."Wee-NA" Oh reconstitute me!


I remember Weena!

(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/General%20Album%202/Weena2.jpg)

(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/General%20Album%202/Weena.jpg)

 :)
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: CreepysFan on December 04, 2012, 07:15:33 PM
 Me also for Caroline Munro.
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: RedKing on December 04, 2012, 09:18:15 PM
Caroline is definitely a very close second to Barbara Steele.Hmmmmmm-maybe a threesome >:D
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 04, 2012, 11:33:56 PM
Quote from: Ghost on December 04, 2012, 11:42:20 AM
Having appeared in several horror movies I'd say Caroline Munro in her heyday

([url]http://img4.allvoices.com/thumbs/image/609/480/76102088-caroline-munro.jpg[/url])

Dracula and Dr. Phibes agree with me

([url]http://www.altfg.com/Stars/photo-actors-c/christopher-lee-dracula-caroline-munro.jpg[/url])

([url]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbgkhWKBH1qev2zx.jpg[/url])





Totally beautiful
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: neonnoodle on December 07, 2012, 12:24:12 AM
Oh!  Um......Elsa.  I love Elsa!
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Dr. Madd on December 07, 2012, 04:32:18 AM
(http://midnews.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/gloria_stewart.jpg)

I can't believe Gloria Stewart didn't make the list.
(http://img2.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/g/e/ge7fa24eshup2aee.jpg)

Or Nan Grey for that matter.
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 07, 2012, 04:43:46 AM
Vampira
Lily Munster( Yvonne Decarlo as: )
Ingrid Pitt
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Scatter on December 07, 2012, 05:55:55 PM
Quote from: CreepysFan on December 04, 2012, 07:15:33 PM
Me also for Caroline Munro.

Me too!! Make it a Trifecta Of Lust!  ;D
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Count_Zirock on December 07, 2012, 07:10:56 PM
Nan Grey was pretty hot. I hated when they panned up to that Devil mask in "Dracula's Daughter." We got to see Lugosi practically right on top of Lucy in "Dracula," but Holden was still quite a distance from Nan when they broke the shot.
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: vintagehalloweentoys on December 07, 2012, 10:37:02 PM
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Mt6_lbSblyE/UMK0M0DhVZI/AAAAAAAABLU/-BwksYfxq2M/s902/Valerie+Leon+3.jpg)


Valerie Leon was looking very fit when she was in "Blood From The Mummy's Tomb". :)
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: jimm on December 07, 2012, 10:38:33 PM
May need another poll for the Hammer film honies!  >:D
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 07, 2012, 11:54:34 PM
Quote from: vintagehalloweentoys on December 07, 2012, 10:37:02 PM
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Mt6_lbSblyE/UMK0M0DhVZI/AAAAAAAABLU/-BwksYfxq2M/s902/Valerie+Leon+3.jpg)


Valerie Leon was looking very fit when she was in "Blood From The Mummy's Tomb". :)


Yum!
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Hepcat on December 08, 2012, 03:28:14 PM
Let's not forget Madeline Smith:

(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/AMadelineSmith-1.jpg)

 ;)
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Universal Steve on December 08, 2012, 03:40:32 PM
I could only vote once but from the list it was a 3 way tie between Evelyn, Julie and Fay.
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Hepcat on January 03, 2013, 04:53:36 PM
Barbara Leigh got into the best shape of her life to play Vampirella in the Hammer film that never got off the ground:

(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/General%20Album%202/barbaraleigh-photoshoot.jpg)

(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/General%20Album%202/barbaraleigh-fja.jpg)

(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/Comics/18-06-201181330PM.jpg)

 :)
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Paladin on January 03, 2013, 07:10:22 PM
Elsa makes me shake inside when I see her. Fay Wray had two of the best looking legs in history, but Elsa was hotter overall (IMO).

Nice poll- different.
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Hepcat on July 25, 2020, 12:03:38 PM
Let's not forget Imogen Hassall from When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth:

(https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/g434/Balticprince/Imogen_3.jpg?width=1920&height=1080&fit=bounds)

(https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/g434/Balticprince/Imogen_1.jpg?width=1920&height=1080&fit=bounds)

(https://hosting.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/General Album 3/.highres/Imogen8_zpsf873ccb9.jpg)

(https://hosting.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/General Album 3/.highres/ImogenHASSALL6677ty_zps3082b5ca.jpg)

 8)
Title: Re: Horror Actress You're Most Likely To Shag Poll
Post by: Sir Masksalot on July 25, 2020, 11:22:08 PM
haha, fun thread. This is all well and good but I prefer my Hammer hotties on the more voluptuous side,
like Dana Gillespie from around the time she did "The Lost Continent". I'd rescue her from the clutches of
just about anything.