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March 21, 2018, 07:27:23 AM
I love dead... hate living.


March 20, 2018, 06:46:08 PM
"Sometimes dead is better"


March 08, 2018, 09:26:22 PM
For one who has not lived even a single lifetime, you are a wise man, Van Helsing.

Anton Phibes

March 08, 2018, 05:00:52 PM
You just did! Congrats!

mr van helsing

March 08, 2018, 04:25:30 AM
how do you post something?


March 07, 2018, 02:50:26 PM
Mr. Oogie Boogie says there's trouble close at hand... >:(

Anton Phibes

March 05, 2018, 11:45:06 PM
Oooohm shallah ghoom shak shak! ;D

Anton Phibes

March 05, 2018, 03:04:18 PM
"Shut Up, Linda! SHUT UP!'


March 03, 2018, 06:30:23 PM
You have the guts, boy?

Anton Phibes

March 01, 2018, 06:52:52 PM
..."I hope they are watching. They'll see.  They'll see...and they'll know, and they'll say 'why she wouldn't even harm a fly' ". ;D


February 28, 2018, 07:29:42 PM
I'm not even going to swat that fly.

Anton Phibes

February 28, 2018, 03:51:57 PM
Sir Spooky is quoting Mother....Look out fellas. ;) ;D

Sir Spooks-A-Lot

February 27, 2018, 05:12:26 PM
"Just for a few days"? In that dark, dank fruit cellar? No! You hid me there once, boy, and you'll not do it again, not ever again; now get out! I told you to get out, boy."

Anton Phibes

February 23, 2018, 10:06:13 PM
"This isn't Lucy, the sister you loved! It's only a shell...possessed and corrupted by the evil of Dracula!"

Anton Phibes

February 19, 2018, 03:17:33 PM
BEEP BEEP, Richie! ;D


February 18, 2018, 08:48:34 PM
Work! Finish. Then sleep!

Anton Phibes

February 15, 2018, 01:48:29 PM
NECA Fog figures! Yay! Watching Toy Fair NY this weekend for more monster surprises!


February 14, 2018, 08:37:55 AM
It's a GREAT day for a CUPCAKE!  Happy V Day Monster Lovers!   ;)

Anton Phibes

February 13, 2018, 06:47:49 PM
Horace Femm loves potatoes too. He's quite the potato pusher,lol.


February 13, 2018, 05:46:08 PM
Anton. I love eating potatoes.
Plus, not trying to get band. Not at all.

Anton Phibes

February 13, 2018, 03:27:26 PM
Instead of ripping hot ones, or trying to find out how to be banned...why don't you all just...I dunno..."Have a potato". ;)


February 13, 2018, 01:06:36 AM
Time to RIP a hot one..... :o

Anton Phibes

February 03, 2018, 09:14:20 PM
Ask Chakkor Channing if ya wanna know how to get banned. Or Teachbug.

Big Bad Wolf

February 03, 2018, 02:54:32 PM
I guess I'm just naive for thinking the terms of service weren't optional. Maybe it's a tenure thing?


February 02, 2018, 09:18:29 PM
 If they start banning folks it'll be even more of ghost town.

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