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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5415 on: November 24, 2017, 09:01:40 PM »
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       :angel: ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ :angel:

           The Birthdays, of BORIS and SARA, YESTERDAY,
           And, Dear, Old, UNCLE FORRY'S 101st, TODAY;
           LIVING, or, DEAD,
           In My Heart & HEAD;
           Heaven-Blest, in LOVE, that, shall, not, Fade, AWAY!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5416 on: November 26, 2017, 05:43:16 PM »
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      Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~ Zombie Mad ~~~~ Zombie Censored ~~~~~ Zombie LOL

           THE ZOMBIE is, Sadly, a CREATURE, Of FATE,
           Who ended, up, on Another ZOMBIE'S PLATE;
           Definitely, Not, FUN,
           Chalk, up, Another, ONE;
           There's, more, out, there; You needn't WAIT!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5417 on: November 27, 2017, 09:01:44 PM »
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        ededed ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ ededed ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ ededed

               THE ANGRY MONSTER, they attempted, to ABORT,
               Desperately, for, it was their very, last, RESORT;
               "This is a Bunch, of BULL,
               For, I am, INDESTRUCTIBLE!"
               So, He wandered, off, seeking a Female COHORT.

        ededed ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ ededed ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ ededed
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5418 on: November 28, 2017, 07:25:41 PM »
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        thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               The Evil VAMPIRE'S Exploits were, DARING,
               Unscrupulous, Reckless, &, also, UNCARING;
               He didn't, Remain, UNSCATHED,
               When, in Holy Water, BATHED;
               His Ashes show, how, he's, currently, FARING!

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5419 on: November 30, 2017, 07:57:52 PM »
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      tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt

            This Last Day, of NOVEMBER, is, DISAPPEARING,
            Whilst DECEMBER'S Dawn is, Swiftly, NEARING;
            There are, no, Slim PICKIN'S,
            Just, Read Charles DICKENS;
            Christmas Ghosts have, Morals, quite, CHEERING!

       tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5420 on: December 02, 2017, 10:27:17 PM »
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      :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~  :o

            THE VAMPIRE Escaped The ANGRY CROWD,
            She became a BAT, &, through, them, PLOWED;
            To make matters, WORSE,
            She mispronounced a CURSE;
            And, fell, from the sky, Amply, OVER-ENDOWED!

      :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~  :o
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5421 on: December 03, 2017, 10:20:00 PM »
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    :blank: ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ :blank:

            After Dark, rose the Super Frost MOON,
            Ascended the Heavens, far, too, SOON;
            Don't make My BLUNDER,
            Stare, up, in WONDER;
            Whilst, IT, still, Wintry Sky, FESTOONS!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5422 on: December 04, 2017, 07:15:33 PM »
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     hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym

               THE MUMMY was "CREEPING, US, OUT!"
               Hobbling, from Joint-Ache, called, GOUT;
               Because He moves, SLOW,
               Catching, us, is a "NO-GO";
               He sits, alone, in His PYRAMID, to POUT!

     hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5423 on: December 05, 2017, 09:03:54 PM »
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   :blank: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ :blank:

           The WEREWOLF had London, in FEAR,
           His plaintive Howls, heard, very, NEAR;
           "Aye, there's the RUB,
           Take, 'im, out, to a PUB;
           Then, get 'im BESOTTED, with BEER!"

   :blank: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ :blank:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5424 on: December 06, 2017, 07:19:38 PM »
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     thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

           'Tis, again, the Hours, when VAMPIRES BITE,
           Howe'er, Garlic, &, Crosses, can allay FRIGHT;
           'Tis said, that, HOLY WATER,
           Repels DRACULA'S DAUGHTER;
           &, Tanning Booths work, as, well, as, SUNLIGHT!

     thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5425 on: December 07, 2017, 07:55:45 PM »
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      >:( ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :laugh: ~~~~~ >:D

               THE VILLAGERS sought, out, MR. HYDE,
               They scoured the whole COUNTRYSIDE;
               A "Hermit", 'tho' BLIND,
               Offered, Them, WINE;
               He tricked Them, to join The Dark SIDE!

      >:( ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :laugh: ~~~~~ >:D
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5426 on: December 08, 2017, 08:27:26 PM »
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      :angel: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym

          THE THREE GHOSTS, Of CHRISTMAS, APPEARED,
          Leaving, Poor, Old, SCROOGE, Much, A-FEARED;
          They did Their JOB,
          The 4th GHOST, The BLOB;
          Cleaned, up, 'Their MESS'.... How, Very, WEIRD!

      :angel: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5427 on: December 09, 2017, 08:41:27 PM »
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 ededed ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ ededed ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ ededed

               THE MONSTER brought Boughs, of HOLLY,
               DRACULA accused, Him, of Great FOLLY;
               "It makes My heart BREAK,
               As I Fear HOLLY STAKES!"
               FRANK said: "I brought, them, for MOLLY!"

 ededed ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ ededed ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ ededed
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5428 on: December 10, 2017, 05:51:40 PM »
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       ??? ~~~~~ :) ~~~~ ;) ~~~~ :o ~~~~~ 8)

               THE CREATURE decided, to SWIM,
               That, was, nothing, new, for HIM;
               'Til a Cute, Human GIRL,
               Shook, up, His WORLD;
               Now, He works, out, at the GYM!

       ??? ~~~~~ :) ~~~~ ;) ~~~~ :o ~~~~~ 8)
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5429 on: December 11, 2017, 07:47:09 PM »
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 thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

            The Light, first, Flickered, then, FAILED,
            As The Haunted House Ride, DERAILED;
            A Vampire, not, FAKE,
            I grabbed a Real STAKE;
            And, before, He could, Bite, I IMPALED!

 thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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